Original Song Title:
"Bite The Hand That Feeds"
Parody Song Title:
And once again it's Christmas
The consumption time of roast turkey
And potatoes and pies with crust
Is what will come to be a grocery-assisted suicide?
One ingestion is my compulsion
Clogs tight the inside of my arteries
Caused by the electric chaos of nutmeg, milk, su-gar, rum and yolks that I do imbibe
Love to drink eggnog, a sweet beverage treat
I drink the eggnog, both spiked or virgin breeds
I drink the eggnog, skip cholesterol reads
I chug that eggnog, 'til from my nose it bleeds
Drink it anytime with anything
As long as it is cold and sweet
You nuts can keep your brandy
You locos take those beer cans please, ain't got no uses for 'em here!
A taste bud tickling af-fair
Of the drink you can never, ever take from me
Yes, just one fluid ounce straight to my head
It just sets me free, now watch my pants button come flying, busting through!
When I drink eggnog, my life's so complete
When I drink eggnog, the yuletide joy succeeds
I love my eggnog, serve with salad or meat
Where's that damned eggnog, this here homeboy needs
I love that eggnog, sensation supersedes
I want that eggnog, please bring some Santa, please!
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