Song Parodies -> Undead Things
| Original Song Title: | "Unsaid Things" |
| Original Performer: | McFly |
| Parody Song Title: | "Undead Things" |
| Parody Written by: | Alex Morris |
One for the role-players out there...
This ghoul that moved within ten feet of me
He's got the longest claws I've ever seen
But then, I've got my holy object before me
And soon he will be just a memory
Now then turn back and begone!
Else I'll rise up and call upon
The holy power of my god Lathander
I've still got so many undead things that I wanna kill
And I just can't get another thrill
It's what I do
I still wake up wondering if they'll ever turn and flee
But there's just one way that I'll know
Now there's a vampire wants to kill me
It feels like ten stakes aren't enough for me
Now that he's getting closer he looks full of glee
'Cause his enthralling power's about to crush me
'Cause he's got ten hit dice
My heart feels gripped in a vice
And right now my blood's turned to ice, I'm filled with fear.
And I've still got so many undead things that I wanna kill
And I just can't get another thrill
It's what I do
And I still wake up wondering if they'll ever turn and flee
But there's just one way that I'll know
And I want you to know, before I'm buried and meet my deity, I'm a hunter
I've still got so many undead things that I wanna kill
And I just can't get another thrill
It's what I do
I still wake up wondering if they'll ever turn and flee
But there's just one way that I'll know
He's got the longest claws I've ever seen
But then, I've got my holy object before me
And soon he will be just a memory
Now then turn back and begone!
Else I'll rise up and call upon
The holy power of my god Lathander
I've still got so many undead things that I wanna kill
And I just can't get another thrill
It's what I do
I still wake up wondering if they'll ever turn and flee
But there's just one way that I'll know
Now there's a vampire wants to kill me
It feels like ten stakes aren't enough for me
Now that he's getting closer he looks full of glee
'Cause his enthralling power's about to crush me
'Cause he's got ten hit dice
My heart feels gripped in a vice
And right now my blood's turned to ice, I'm filled with fear.
And I've still got so many undead things that I wanna kill
And I just can't get another thrill
It's what I do
And I still wake up wondering if they'll ever turn and flee
But there's just one way that I'll know
And I want you to know, before I'm buried and meet my deity, I'm a hunter
I've still got so many undead things that I wanna kill
And I just can't get another thrill
It's what I do
I still wake up wondering if they'll ever turn and flee
But there's just one way that I'll know
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