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Song Parodies -> "Wanna Kill You"

Original Song Title:

"All About You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Wanna Kill You"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Has someone ever annoyed you to the point of breaking? Below is your sweet, sweet revenge, my friend...
I wanna kill you
I wanna maim you badly
I wanna hurt you
I wanna kill you...

Yesterday you shaved my eyebrows and arm hairs too
So I chased you with a knife
I wanna kill you
You woke me up at 3am, put pins in my shoe
I said i'd cut off your balls
I wanna kill you

And i will get my own back on you
For what you do
You broke all my mother's best dishes
had to fix them with glue

Don't you dare come close or else i'll be forced into
Using all these sharpened knives
I wanna kill you

And i will get a restraint order for a mile or two
But you will die if you come much closer
You know what i'll do
So don't come too close or i'll make you black and blue
I'll use all these sharpened knives
You won't want to be alive
And i'll do it with a smile
I wanna kill you

I wanna kill you
I wanna hurt you badly
I wanna bruise you
I wanna break your body
I wanna smack you
I wanna punch your face in
I wanna break you
I wanna kill you...

Too bad if i do

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   1
 3   2
 4   7
 5   3

User Comments

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow! Thanx to whoever voted, but a comment would've been great too. Check out my other parodies: * 'Stewardess' originally 'Air Hostess' by Busted * 'If I'm Not A Girl' originally 'If You're Not The One' by Daniel Bedingfield [coming soon] 'Really Dumb' originally 'Dumb' by The 411 I would be interested to see what you think of them
Blethar - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This song has annoyed me to the point of breaking. Thanks for making it a little more tolerable.
Eminem - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo, DAK, this wuz supposed ta be on my next record. Maybe we can collaborate. E-mail me at
Tania - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I love the original song- as well as your parody!!
Dumb Ass Kid - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you to everyone who's posted. I'm surprised - 48 hours and still no negative comments!!!
Dumb Ass Kid - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
To whoever gave me a '2' for my pacing: The pacing may be a little off in places but it's by no means a '2'. I always check my songs up against the real things, and although it isn't perfect, it's not that bad. Or are u just saying that because i didn't rate your parodies that highly?..
Red Ant - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with you on pacing. For me a 1 means " I couldn't even understand this was TOS ". 2 is " Way way off but recognizable ". 3 is average, could have used better rhyming/pacing/missed a few lines. 4 is very good but not perfect, and 5 is nearly perfect/perfect. Don't worry about ratings all the time, the comments are more important ( to me ). As you are fairly new here, you may not know that things that are political, gross, non-PC, or ( in this case ) about death will probably draw low marks, even on pacing. Besides, you are going to get low marks inevitably even if you pick a great topic but have a poor subtitle or song choice. Trust me, I have had a few huge bombs and gotten 111 on songs that should have paced 4+, so don't worry about it too much. PS, DKTOS, so no rating from me.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Understandable that you DKTOS McFly are a teenage british pop group who make british girls everywhere swoon and scream. I detest them, so i wrote this parody with the assistance of my good friend sarah, who i forgot to give a mention to, but now i kinda have! lol
Dumb Ass Kid - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this song STILL getting votes??!?!?! Not that i'm complaining...
Magga - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Teehee It was funny! Well done
Dumb Ass Kid - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Magga! Bloody hell, this one was like my 5th parody or something! It's about 2 and a half month old! : )
Magga - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Np... I guess people just like it! ;)
Dumb Ass Kid - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
They must do if it's still getting votes (and good ones too!)
Ice Cube - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
It?s offensive!!!!!! It?s not funny
Dumb Ass Kid - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
That's your point of view... but judging by past comments and votes, most people DID find it funny

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