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Song Parodies -> "Toybox"
Original Song Title:
"'Snuff Box' Theme"
Original Performer:
Matt Berry
Parody Song Title:
"Toybox"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
So that's how you die, so that's how you die
Now I wonder why, now I wonder why
People even try, people even try
Plant my remains in my toybox
I guess he fell in when he got cramps
And couldn't get out when the lid jammed
And then I came along for some car ramps
I thought it was toys but it was Gramps
I opened the box, for Hot Wheels ramps
I thought it was toys but it was Gramps
Opened the box, for Hot Wheels ramps
I thought it was toys but it was Gramps
Well, I guess you know Gramps was once the Fonz
We all get old, even icons
But it's amazing how cruelly our fate mocks
Found his remains in my toybox
I opened the box, for Lego clamps
I thought it was blocks but it was Gramps
Opened the box, hey hey, for Lego clamps
I thought it was blocks but it was Gramps
Well, I guess it's the end now for Fonzie
Barring return as a zombie
And when I'm old and the Grim Reaper knock-knocks
Plant my remains in my toybox
And so when I croak, I shall be planted
In my toybox, along with Gramps
So when I croak, well, I shall be planted
In my toybox, along with Gramps
Now I wonder why, now I wonder why
People even try, people even try
Plant my remains in my toybox
I guess he fell in when he got cramps
And couldn't get out when the lid jammed
And then I came along for some car ramps
I thought it was toys but it was Gramps
I opened the box, for Hot Wheels ramps
I thought it was toys but it was Gramps
Opened the box, for Hot Wheels ramps
I thought it was toys but it was Gramps
Well, I guess you know Gramps was once the Fonz
We all get old, even icons
But it's amazing how cruelly our fate mocks
Found his remains in my toybox
I opened the box, for Lego clamps
I thought it was blocks but it was Gramps
Opened the box, hey hey, for Lego clamps
I thought it was blocks but it was Gramps
Well, I guess it's the end now for Fonzie
Barring return as a zombie
And when I'm old and the Grim Reaper knock-knocks
Plant my remains in my toybox
And so when I croak, I shall be planted
In my toybox, along with Gramps
So when I croak, well, I shall be planted
In my toybox, along with Gramps
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Remember those old locker boxes you used to buy at K-Mart for $15? I used one of those growing up as my toybox- 555!
We didn't have a K-Mart when I was growing up. I just threw my toys on the floor or smashed them with a hammer.
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