Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "I Ain't Black"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome Back"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mase
Parody Song Title:
"I Ain't Black"
Parody Written by:
Ahnonamis
The Lyrics
This is my second rap parody in under 10 songs. That may make me the biggest rap parody person here...Anyway, this parody is about a white rapper who just wants respect...or something.
I'm not black
I'm not black
I'm not black
I'm not black
Yo man whatcha doin? You for real? You jokin' right?
I'm white and rap
I can't believe this man
I'm white and rap
See the guys in the club they all laughin' at me
And all the pretty chicks are all avoidin' me
They like rap and all think I'm a mockery
And if I ever see them again, they probably gon' beat me
And when this beat drop I know they gon' leave
When I start, I know they gon' scream
Every white guy but me just tries to sing
They start laughin' and point at me
These guys don't know what good rap means
I'm white and doin' my thing
I'm that guy from Europa always remain sober
Never drink liquor and wear fleece pullovers
During the day I'm just a normal broker
My family's seal is a red four leaf clover
You know theres more of us where I come from
White boy's invading rap we ain't hardly done
[HOOK:]
See the game has changed since Pac's been around
A white guy is the best rapper now
Ooooh you know ya hate it
Ooooh you know ya hate it
(Damn straight we all hate it)
(Damn straight we all hate it)
[CHORUS:]
('Cause)
You ain't black
You ain't black You ain't black back (I know ya hate that)
You ain't black (I know ya hate that)
You ain't black You ain't black (I know ya hate that)
You ain't black (I know ya hate that)
You ain't black You ain't black (I know ya hate that)
You ain't black (I know ya hate that)
See I' mjust a white guy, still I'm the most fly
I rap so well they wanna know who wrote my lines
Everyday more people keep complainin' that it's not right
Tell me to quit but I'm like don't try
I hear the hisses and the disses when I go by
But you hear my song and sing along when I drive by
It's a pain and I cant tell ya no lie
Bein' white makes it so hard I wonder why I even try
Then I just sit back and sip on my Cola
Listen to U2 and eat some pork-ah
When I'm down south rednecks show me no love
They call me a rappin' thug
The people argue about me so much it must be love
Even if it's negative
It helps to hear people singin you ain't black
Cause I know that they just bought a track
Cause I'm that Whitey that raps
[HOOK]
[CHORUS]
[HOOK]
[CHORUS]
[You Ain't Black & Instrumental until fade]
I'm not black
I'm not black
I'm not black
Yo man whatcha doin? You for real? You jokin' right?
I'm white and rap
I can't believe this man
I'm white and rap
See the guys in the club they all laughin' at me
And all the pretty chicks are all avoidin' me
They like rap and all think I'm a mockery
And if I ever see them again, they probably gon' beat me
And when this beat drop I know they gon' leave
When I start, I know they gon' scream
Every white guy but me just tries to sing
They start laughin' and point at me
These guys don't know what good rap means
I'm white and doin' my thing
I'm that guy from Europa always remain sober
Never drink liquor and wear fleece pullovers
During the day I'm just a normal broker
My family's seal is a red four leaf clover
You know theres more of us where I come from
White boy's invading rap we ain't hardly done
[HOOK:]
See the game has changed since Pac's been around
A white guy is the best rapper now
Ooooh you know ya hate it
Ooooh you know ya hate it
(Damn straight we all hate it)
(Damn straight we all hate it)
[CHORUS:]
('Cause)
You ain't black
You ain't black You ain't black back (I know ya hate that)
You ain't black (I know ya hate that)
You ain't black You ain't black (I know ya hate that)
You ain't black (I know ya hate that)
You ain't black You ain't black (I know ya hate that)
You ain't black (I know ya hate that)
See I' mjust a white guy, still I'm the most fly
I rap so well they wanna know who wrote my lines
Everyday more people keep complainin' that it's not right
Tell me to quit but I'm like don't try
I hear the hisses and the disses when I go by
But you hear my song and sing along when I drive by
It's a pain and I cant tell ya no lie
Bein' white makes it so hard I wonder why I even try
Then I just sit back and sip on my Cola
Listen to U2 and eat some pork-ah
When I'm down south rednecks show me no love
They call me a rappin' thug
The people argue about me so much it must be love
Even if it's negative
It helps to hear people singin you ain't black
Cause I know that they just bought a track
Cause I'm that Whitey that raps
[HOOK]
[CHORUS]
[HOOK]
[CHORUS]
[You Ain't Black & Instrumental until fade]
Look for this, along with my other parodies, to be recorded soon. Already done with three. If anyone wants to help record them (or start like a mini record label) e-mail me at ahnonamis@hotmail.com
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 7 | 6 | 7 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
DKTOS, but LOL! Especially at "Listen to U2 and eat some pork-ah."
You forget how this rating this works, Ash?
Wow, the first time I've had someone not like me and vote all 1's. Either that, or Ash voted when he was drunk :=P
Kickin - I didn't vote at all, because I DKTOS. In my rule book it says that's how the rating thing works.
Ahnonamis - I'm a girl. But I still like you, and I still like your lyrics.
Ahnonamis - I'm a girl. But I still like you, and I still like your lyrics.
Ash: My bad. But, just to look like I didn't mess up, I call ALL girls dude...so...yeah. Kickin': Leave the dude alone, man!
And do you call all dudes "he?"
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/mase0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 2562
