Song Parodies -> "Wake Up, Coach"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Up Call"

Original Performer:

"Wake Up, Coach"

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The Lyrics

This is the idea I got when there’s a rookie kicker in the NFL who used to be a quarterback of a team with a rookie coach. But since he chose to be a kicker, he doesn’t have a headset that rallies orders from the coaches. And since he has hearing problems, this kicker took matters into his own hands, but it worked. The team is leading by 4 with only 30 seconds left. But since they have no timeouts left, he is trying to burn the clock, but the coach is thinking about building a lead.

I didn’t hear what you were saying
So I ran my own plays baby
Got a first down? Yes… well maybe
I’m not kind if they challenge me
So why the hell would I want to kick
We need only 2 yards, mate

Had I kicked that one
They could have it won
Could’ve kicked that one
But we’ll take this one [[win]
Well, it’s not my fault
Cause it could be worse
But it’s over now
So, don’t say a word

Wake up, Coach
Quarterback’s been injured
With another one in sick bed
Why would you not start me in that spot?
Can I only kick? I don’t think so

I’m six-three tall, I’ve stronger arms than you think
Start me while they all get rests
Why would you not start me in that spot?
Can I only kick? I don’t think so, yeah

Now your job is getting shaky
You didn’t need to treat me that way
Now I beat you at your own game
Now I’m finally sleeping soundly
And the crowd is screaming loudly
Just shut up and turn around

Had I kicked that one
They could have it won
Could’ve kicked that one
But we’ll take this one [[win]
Well, it’s not my fault
Cause it could be worse
But it’s over now
So, don’t say a word

Wake up, Coach
Quarterback’s been injured
With another one in sick bed
Why would you not start me in that spot?
Can I only kick? I don’t think so

I’m six-three tall, I’ve stronger arms than you think
Start me while they all get rests
Why would you not start me in that spot?
Can I only kick? I don’t think so, yeah

Oh, don’t feel so bad
Oh, don’t feel so bad

I’m so sorry, Coach Red
Did I do the wrong thing?
I know it’s frustrating
But, am I starting [at QB] next week?

Wake up, Coach
Quarterback’s been injured
With another one in sick bed
Why would you not start me in that spot?
Can I only kick? I don’t think so

I’m six-three tall, I’ve stronger arms than you think
Start me while they all get rests

Why would you not start me in that spot?
Can I only kick? I don’t think so, yeah

Oh, don’t feel so bad
Oh, don’t feel so bad

Oh, don’t feel so bad
Oh, don’t feel so bad…

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