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Song Parodies -> "Your Songs (Poopie Longstocking)"

Original Song Title:

"This Love"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Your Songs (Poopie Longstocking)"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

I made an extra effort with this one, and i've dedicated it to our good friend Poopie Longstocking
I was so glad that I found Amiright
Came on every day and night
Feeling pretty satisfied
Then found these songs and they were sickening
But Poopie wasn't listening
These parodies are arse

These songs are starting to grate on me
Each one the same as ones that came before
Poo-pie just carries on stupidly
I'll say goodbye 'cause I don't wanna see any more

No no no
Please God, No

I tried my best to keep them out of sight
But they're posted every night
Still there's only one I like
Everyone came, said that they were fine
You all must be out of your minds!
Then they came and picked at mine
But oh-oh

These songs have gotten a hold on me
Each one a clone of ones posted before
I know there's some that agree with me
Longstocking, please, don't put us through this pain any more

No no no
Please no no
Please no more

I'll rate your parodies
Might give you 333s
Still I know they're not alright
(not alright, not alright)
The pressure on my eyes
When I see what I despise
All 10 are the same
And we know it's what you do but it's lame

These songs have taken their tole on me
First one's alright but then they start to bore
They need to be checked for clarity
Give us a rest 'cos we don't want to read anymore

These songs are not even parodies
They're all the same, what did you write them for?
Why don't you give them to charity?
Please save my eyes, and don't write any mo-o-o-o-ore

These songs are really just agony
They're all the same, so why write any more?
Why are they written in front of me?
Keep the same style just like the ones you wrote days before
Other parodies by Dumb Ass Kid: Stewardess, If I'm Not A Girl, Wanna Kill you, Really Dumb

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   11
 5   6

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
333? Do I detect a fan of Poopies?..
Red Ant - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so no vote, but they are "parodies" ( although admittedly gross but usually paced quite well and mostly funny ). Some people tend to stick to icky subjects alot ( PL isn't the only one who writes these ). I understand how people can vote 11 on funny/overall on these, but if it's paced well atleast give that a 4 or 5. :)
Hoof Arted - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I KTOS. This was one heck of a parody, DAK. >thumbsup<
Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx again, Hoof. Do u ever get the feeling that we're the only ones with taste around here?..
EmiLoca - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't give an overall 5, because attack parodies are against the rules...but 5-5-3 is nothing to shake a stick at. :-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
*abruptly ceases to shake stick*
Well written rhymes here, but if you haven't noticed, so are Poopie Longstocking's parodies. (And whenever I don't like someone's parodying style, I ALWAYS go through and read all of their other works, 'just to make sure'.)
Dumb Ass Kid - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay - firstly, EmiLoca, if attack parodies are against the rules, wouldn't mine have been stopped from being processed? And Jake, I have read all of Poopies parodies, hence the line in the song which reads "All 10 are the same". If you were only going to click on my link so that you can sit there and defend Poopie, you've wasted your time as well as mine.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the first 'attack' parody i have written. I will not be writing any more since as i didn't know that you would all get upset and start going on and on. However, i cannot apologize for it because this song reflects my feelings, which i can't change or help. If i believe that Poopies' parodies suck, that's my opinion which i am entitled to, and no amount of debate or discussion will change that fact.
Tania - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, i agree with u, Dumb Ass Kid. Poopie Longpoop is a one sick poop.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Tania (again!), it's like you can read my mind or something....(gives Tania a very suspicious look)...
Guy - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Once upon a time I wrote an attack parody on an author here that does the same thing, always the same theme with the same words and usually about the same person but a different content than this fecal matter blather and it was rejected by the webmaster. I rewrote it to be less offensive and it was reluctantly accepted by the webmaster. The object of the insult was quite offended and with good cause. Not sure why our webmaster decided to let this one go because things you are saying are mean spirited in nature. Perhaps if you would have tried to remain a bit more objective then your penning could have been more classic than nastic. There is a right way and a wrong way to do things. We all should learn from the comments that others put on our songs how we should do it the next time. Please take this advice in the spirit that it is given and grow in your parody penning so we all can be enriched by your creativity. Peace.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
It's okay, guy. I won't be writing any more, and to be honest, after re-reading this parody myself, i'm surprised that it was let through! But still, as i've explained, these are my feelings and i can't help how i feel. I suppose i was just really pissed off when i wrote this (bad day at work), and needed an excuse to release my anger. Thanks, anyway, Guy. I've read a few of your parodies and they're pretty enriching themselves!
Dumb Ass Kid - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! I think Poopie's just read my parody! ha ha ha!
Guy - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
DAK - The real 411 on your score is that I gave you the 4-1-1. I'd gotten a few of these when I first started writing for being mean spirited and it "learned" me to write more gooder. ;-)
Dumb Ass Kid to Guy - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, i think. Like i said, this is the first and last. I'm over it! : )
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, but I have to defend my comic integrity. I was being totally sarcastic in my final comment. ie 'If you hate this person's material so much, why the hell did you go out of your way to read all of their work?'
Tania to Dumb Ass Kid - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
What's that 'look' for? What's on your mind?
Tristessa Baggins - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for replying - (This Song) good parody, 5's : ) I have a feeling whoever "Poopie" is, they are not going to be very happy...
Vote Police - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Odd, one said 553, and one said all 5's, yet there are no votes on this that way.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, i was just wondering that myself.... bastards...
Stuart McArthur - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
what Red Ant said, and what Luke said, but I still wouldn't class this as an "attack" parody - you bag the songs but not really the author
Dumb Ass Kid - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow. I'm completely overwhelmed! When I first submitted this song, i had no idea it would cause such a fuss. I can't really side with one or the other here, but seriously, i wasn't expecting it to get this much attention (especially seeing as how this parody alone has more votes and comments than all my other songs put together!)
Andrew Darwitan - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
4 4 4 By the way, I love the way you reply all who give comments on your parodies. You’re such a nice person.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, Andrew! I think i've got a new fan! You're not such an evil person yourself... you've rated about 4 of my parodies (honestly as well!) thanks!
Andrew Darwitan - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Because I'm very sick of my early parodies with 2 2 2. So except if the parody is bad, I'll never rate under 3. However, 5 is not easy to get from me. So 3 is ok (sometimes good) and 4 is great. (5 is absolutely perfect) while 2 is bad and 1 is totally sux.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah, that's sorta along the same lines as how I vote parodies. If the parody is completely unimaginative, boring repetative rubbish it gets 1s, if it needs a lot of work because it's not that good it gets 2, if it's pretty much average it gets 3, if it's good/very good with only a few minor flaws it gets 4, and if its excellent/perfect it gets 5s. I think i mostly give out 4s, but recently i have been giving out a lot of fives.
Charlie Decker - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not an attack parody fan (they're not even supposed to be written), but the pacing is perfect and it is definatley funny. Plus, I agree with you on this one. So I'll do ya one better than Emi and give you a 554.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Charlie. I still honestly get over the amount of attention this parody alone has gotten. I think i've had around 80 comments on all of my parodies put together. This one parody accounts for at least half. Thank you to everyone who's viewed an opinion, gave a vote and left a comment. Words really can't express who much appreciated it is (even the negative comments - feedback is feedback)!!! Thank you all!!!
Blethar - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I DESPISE the original song, and once more an AmIRight contributor has made it more bearable. I wouldn't even say this was a typical attack parody, because it's mostly comments directed at the similarity of Poopie Longstockings parodies: They're all related to faeces. Still, I could sense some hostility, but found it funny anyways. 5-4-5.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx again Blethar
Josh 2 - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
poopie must be stopped and if we have to sing this song while trying to stop him then we will i ate the original song, i hate maroon 5 (too much sex involved) and i hate poopie (too much crap involved)
Dumb Ass Kid - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad to hear i've got your support, Josh
Dominic L. - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
545, You might as well write this about my songs, they're all bad.. oh well, funny
Dumb Ass Kid - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweet Jesus, a month and a half in and it's still getting votes!!! Thanx again, Dominic. I also see you've been at my parody authors page! Much appreciated
Stephen aka Step-chan - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I've read Poopie's parodies but never voted on them. I noticed after awhile that he/she/it stopped enabling the comments section. I found to them be gross(Swallow this dump of brown from me, I'm especially talking about you) but not offensive enough to piss me off. I can understand how anyone can find them to be nasty. In order to offend me, someone would have to make a parody praising rape(which I really hate). DKTOS, but it looks pretty good.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx again, Stephen
Dominic L. - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Step-Chan, You are sounding very much like Red Ant. That's a good thing, though.
Poopie Longstocking - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Stop insulting me!
Loopie Pongstalking - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
We'll insult you if you want, PL. Besides, I thought you were dead.
Dumb Ass Kid - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, I love this parody... especially seeing as how Poopie's seen it! :D And yeah, I thought Poopie was dead too? wtf?!
Stephen aka Step-chan - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I am pretty tolerant towards other's parody material(I even gave 5s to a parody that was abit of an attack on Kurt Cobain, I thought it was well written and conveyed the person's opinion well). I've wrote a parody that has offended people(Dominic L., Red Ant and DAK know which one).
Dumb Ass Kid - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I do?!
Dominic L. - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Er... can't think of it, but.. I guess it's time to check your back catalogue
Pink Panther - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
DAK- your parodies are either really good or OK, but this one was really good. DKTOS, but I hate Poopie Longstocking too. I thought he/she/it died (thank God), but apparently he/she/it didn't. Hmm... maybe that's one of his/hers/its very few fans posing as him/her/it? 555
Rafeal De La Ghetto - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Pink Panther, I am sure that Poopie Long Stocking is indeed dead. He/she/it/banjo is not going to write any more parodies. I think the August 27th comment was written by a person posing as him/her/it/banjo.
Pink Panther to Rafeal De La Ghetto - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh. Good. And also, I agree wholeheartedly (does that make sense) with what so many people have said: No matter what gender Poopie Longstocking is/was, he/she/it/banjo will always be a bitch.

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