Got refills at least eight times
Had the dinner menu memorized
And I saw the stuff they put inside
Their special sauce

Waitress was rude when she took our order
Man I wish I had a tape recorder
So I could play the stuff she said
To her boss

I got the bill later on that night
And I almost died

It was $19.70 something
For a plate of chicken and dumplings
Two salads and two large cokes
Went home and I was broke

Lookin' back now I can see me
Oh, man did I feel queasy
I wouldn't eat there again for nothing
It was $19.70 something

I got a doggy bag and the next day
I put it in the microwave
Bush broke down and finally raised
The sales tax

We went back again the next weekend
Same waitress took our order again
I wanted to talk to her boss
But I didn't ask

They told me it was baked not fried
But I think they lied

It was $19.80 something
For the food that I threw up in
Two salads and one big meal
Didn't get the combo deal

Lookin' back now I can see me
Oh, man the food was greasy
Wouldn't eat there again for nothing
It was $19.80 something

Now I've got a headache
And hepatitis B
Sure is a possibility
Hope they washed .... their hands

It was $19.80 something
For the food that I threw up in
Two salads and two large drinks
That's a little steep I think

Lookin' back now I can see me
Oh, man did I feel queasy
Wouldn't eat there again for nothing
It was $19.80 something

$19.70 something
It was $19 something