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Song Parodies -> "Facebook (Part II)"

Original Song Title:

"Break Up"

Original Performer:

Mario ft. Gucci Mane & Sean Garrett

Parody Song Title:

"Facebook (Part II)"

Parody Written by:

Kle Shay

The Lyrics
[Ryan Andrews]
When I comment you all day,
Why won’t you get on Facebook?
My name all over your page,
Why won’t you get on Facebook?
Constant status updates,
Why won’t you get on Facebook?
When I p-p-poke your page,
Why won’t you get on Facebook?

[Chorus: Ryan Andrews]
Comment you, comment you, comment you
You don’t see it
What’s with you, I hate you
Why won’t you get on Facebook?
Just wanna talk to you
Why won’t you get on Facebook?
Just wanna ask about your day
Why won’t you get on Facebook?

[Kle Shay]
Now baby made me lonely
She no longer pokes me
No typing required
No talking has transpired
Notes she don’t check on
Don’t update like me
Constant statuses
Post one, Next 15 another
Maybe she just hates me, thinks I’m just too geeky (nerd!)
Or she thinks my wall posts are too freaky
Believe me, no more are we speaking
Think she’s cheating on me
Somebody seen her tweeting

[Ryan Andrew]
(Don't) Don’t my pics make me look douchey
(Don't) Don’t I obsess over viewing
(Don't) Don’t I post too many links
(Don't) Don't when I type I type length?

Why don’t you read, blogs
Why don’t you see, notes
Why don’t you be, (Playing some YoVille)
Why do you be, said you’d be right back, but then logged off
Why do you be, no applications got none at all
Why don’t you see,

Don’t care what yo momma says
Facebooking is not a sin
Even god has one, yes he does
He’s obsessed with it, so baby (I poked you)


[Basil Amer]
You lookin familiar
Could you be someone I know?
If I add you would-would you accept my proposal?
There’s no conversating that I see, are you shallow?
Just take a look at your computer screen, and my profile

You should hit me up'
Treat me like Chris Brown
Forget bout MySpace
We use Facebook now
Girl I’ve been online all day, waiting for you to get my mail
Girl you’ve been offline all day, cause nobody will send you mail

I know you think MySpace’s a bore,
People think you look like a whore
Facebook is not like that, at all
No pedophiles, get on


[Kle Shay]
Why you wanna tweet me?
Twitter’s not appeasing
Be like Chris Breezy, hit up Facebook, it’s easy
You think you’re rebelling
What everyone’s doing
You are just ugly
Page ain’t worth viewing (viewing, viewing, viewing)


Why don’t you, Facebook (Facebook Facebook)

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