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Song Parodies -> "America's Favorite Quiz Show"

Original Song Title:

"America's Most Blunted"

Original Performer:

Madvillian

Parody Song Title:

"America's Favorite Quiz Show"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

[Intro: Samples]
Come out to show them
Like, open the answers and let some of the clues come out to show them
Come out to show them, come out to show them, come out to show them *storm howls*
Come out to show them, come out to show them, come out to show them... *echoes*
*Guitar sound
Coughing fit*

"Music
Listening to TV while Jeopardy! is a great fun show
Most stations report it second only to Wheel of Fortune
And Alex Trebek will change your quiz questions, for the better" [Quasimoto]
Take the quiz right there
*Bong hit*
To' up man
*Coughing*
[Hook 1]

[Samples]
"America's favorite quiz show!"
"Soon as he start read by Johnny Gilbert"
"This...is......JEOPARDY!"
"If you'll all gather close around the contestants"
"Who those players comin' in here?
No! It can't be!
"YO!"

Where Alex at?
Yo!
DOOM, you got the host?
"America's favorite quiz show!"

Alex, when he really take Timeless
Never will he want to take Timeless for $200
Then Alex reads the questions out loud
Then the contestants however want to win or lose
I want to win at a scorepoint of $200 dollars
Then we see more categories for sure, now
He's just right about getting out questions
The list top go: I'll take Snoop Dogg for $1000
Snoop Dogg's very first album was released in 1991
—"America's favorite quiz show!"—
Yeah, yo
DOOM what is Over the Counter
And they wondered how contestants dealt with the correct answers
Over the Counter? You could say he could win or lose
Some want Jeopardy! to be a nice quiz show
Someday pray that he will grow a big quiz show
Recent answers show it's not so darn harmful (true)
Sometimes you might need to win
It can help you with your answers to win or lose
Off spite to your surprise
Turn to more questions to a joint right before your eyes
Afterwards, the next thing we do is the Daily Double

[Hook 2]

[Samples]
"America's favorite quiz show!"
"Comin' saying this is Double Jeopardy"
"Amazing loops, loops, loops..."
"-the universal"
"The-th-the-best, the-th-best, the-the-the, the best in your quizzer"

Yo I can't find that Double Jeopardy nowhere (oh alright)
"America's favorite quiz show!"

DOOM! I'll take 1970s TV Shows for $2000
The show that ABC started in 1972 and ended in 1976
So the contestant say "What is the Rookies?"
Yep, you are correct and be a good contestant
But I know, I'll take The Mighty Mighty Bosstones for $800
The song that is the lead single for Let's Face It
I say "What is The Impression That I Get", then you can win
So I'll want to take anything first
I'll take Death Valley Days for $1200
The U.S. president was served as host from 1964 to 1965
What is Ronald Reagan? Yep.
But you are right. That's right now for Daily Double
Even your answers to win or lose
"Meanwhile!"- While my answers to win or lose
*Ding*, So you can win right for Daily Double (What, no)
I want to fact, so I could see that right
I got the Final Jeopardy! right now
Who are we... ?

[Hook 3]
"America's favorite quiz show!"
"Comin' kinda seein' from the station"
"Amazing loops, loops, loops..."
"-the universal"
"America's favorite quiz show!"

[Outro]
Creativity, it's a known fact that Final Jeopardy! got the clue
The show that is a spin off of December Bride aired from 1960 to 1962
So, what is Pete and Gladys? You are right.

So remember:
J-E-O-P-A-R...
*xylophone*
... D-Y-Q-U-I-Z
*xylophone*
You are...
*xylophone*
...right
*xylophone*
You are right
*xylophone*
*laughter*

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