Planes, towers and fears,
Is osama still round here, or is he not?
I believe the train brought me here
though they're unreliable, planes are not...

I'd try to walk but its too far to go
I missed the bus now I'm flying

I try to catch a train and miss it
I try to walk but can't make the distance
though I'm scared of flying right now
I don't want to steal another car
I try to catch a bus and miss it
I try to walk but can't make the distance
though I'm scared of flying right now
I don't want to steal another car

It may appear to be cheap
but I'm scaed of terrorists, and of heights
I may seem alright when i'm in my seat
but I think i've wet myself, wet myself

I'd caught the train but they just threw me off
is it cause I smell of urine

I try to catch a train and miss it
I try to walk but can't make the distance
though I'm scared of flying right now
I don't want to steal another car
I try to catch a bus and miss it
I try to walk but can't make the distance
though I'm scared of flying right now
I don't want to steal another car

Here is my confession
altitude sickness' messy
oh I need a bag
can't even smoke a fag
can't use a proper knife
do i have to fly

I'd caught the bus but they just threw me off
is it cause have a funny beard

I try to catch a train and miss it
I try to walk but can't make the distance
though I'm scared of flying right now
I don't want to steal another car
I try to catch a bus and miss it
I try to walk but can't make the distance
though I'm scared of flying right now
I don't want to steal another car