I was drivin' in my Cheve.
Then I hit the curb and then I fell to the ground.
I was drunk as hell that day.
When the car went up and down, there's something that I found.

I am so stupid.
I've gone crazy.
Have we all lost our minds.
Lying half-dead, with a beer can labeled Miller Lite.

Beer, Beer, beer can in my hand.
I am drunk as hell, but I spilt my beer can.
Dear, Dear, why is there no IceHouse Beer.
I lost my house, my wife, and even lost my plastic deer.

One day I was to drunk to stand.
Now I've come back just to say "I'm sorry"
Ran over your cat in the driveway.
And when I cracked, it was the devil that is to blame.

I am so stupid.
I've gone crazy.
Have we all lost our minds.
Lying half-dead, with a beer can labeled Miller Lite.

Beer, Beer, beer can in my hand.
I am drunk as hell, but I spilt my beer can.
Dear, Dear, why is there no IceHouse Beer.
I lost my house, my wife, and even lost my plastic deer.