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Song Parodies -> "Suffrage Centennial"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Rather"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Luther Vandross

Parody Song Title:

"Suffrage Centennial"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

10 DECADES AGO, PRESIDENT WOODROW WILSON MADE THE 19TH AMENDMENT A REALITY. THIS WAS EVEN BEFORE LYNDON JOHNSON SIGNED THE VOTING RIGHTS BILL!
[[1st Verse:]]
Before nineteen twenty
Only men can vote, unfair
Men worked in factories
Women worked as
Schoolteachers that time, hmm
Suffraging did the work
Women were anger-fueled
And so Woodrow Wilson did this
to equalize all genders (genders)

[[Pre-Chorus:]]
And he did pass Amendment 19
Because
He supported women too
Just like Barbie dolls
Women can do things they want

[[Chorus:]]
Even though Thomas Jefferson
Said that men are born equal
Why women can't be created equal
Can't they just see the difference
Don't they see that America is the
Land for all equality?
That's the saying they just don't get at all.

[[2nd Verse:]]
And during World War Two
Men were drafted in battles
Women took jobs as bus drivers, coaches
And even fed their kids.
They said that no woman
Is careful enough to do
Like to drive a train, build things
Or even run for president

[[Pre-Chorus:]]

[[Chorus:]]

[[Bridge:]]
There is no way to
Stop women from
Doing all the male chores
Men can't just say gals aren't
fit to do tasks no.
That's not true!

[[Chorus 2x:]]

Women can do just about anything.

Women can do just about anything.

Juuuuuuuuuust anything.



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