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Song Parodies -> "Fiona Doesn't Know"

Original Song Title:

"Scotty Doesn't Know"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lustra

Parody Song Title:

"Fiona Doesn't Know"

Parody Written by:

Suqua

The Lyrics

( * smirk* )
Hey!!!!!!

Fionna doesn't know,
That Scotty and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

He tells her he's in church,
But he doesn't go,
Still he's on his knees, and...

Fionna doesn't know, oh.
Fionna doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Fionna!
Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL FIONNA!

Scotty says he's out shopping,
But he's under me and I'm not stopping.

Cuz Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't know.
So don't tell Fionna.
Fionna doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T TELL FIONNA!

I can't believe she's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Scotty's got her on the phone,
and he's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and she knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't know,
Don't tell Fionna.
Cuz Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL FIONNA!

What a show, everyone will go.
Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't knoooooow....

The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow
Life is so hard, cuz...

Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't know.

I did him on her birthday.

Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't know,
Fionna doesn't know,
Don't tell Fionna.
Fionna doesn't knoooooow....

Fionna will know,
Fionna has to know,
Fionna 's gotta know,
Gonna tell Fionna,
Gonna tell her myself.

Fionna has to know,
Fionna has to know,
Fionna has to,
Fionna has to,
Fionna has to go!

Fionna doesn't know,
(Don't tell Fionna)
Fionna doesn't know,
(Don't tell Fionna)
Fionna doesn't know...
Fionna 's gotta go!

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Hehehe...

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Mayer Me - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
haha kool
whitechocolate - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
this is so wrong in so many different ways

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