Enough already
The snow won’t stop
It’s white and it’s freezing
Let’s burn some logs
Every winter is a blunder
When we are 12 feet under
Cars crash into each other
The snow won’t stop

Enough already
The snow won’t stop
The forecast’s warning
Don’t leave your homes
We’ll be burning lots of lumber
So we’re warm when we slumber
We all know that it’s a bummer
The snow won’t stop

Did you ever lose the feeling in both your toes and hands?
That’s cause you need gloves, man
And though the roads are paved, You’re losing all control
See you twist until you crash
You go out and buy a wreath
But you fall down on your ass
Then watch all the shoppers laugh
When the weather’s beyond brisk
You must know I’d rather sweat than be falling without class
I’m from Florida, baby
Next to Orlando, Disney
To blistering heat I am sold, Don’t want a state that’s slushy
That’s why I’m such a cold boy, Don’t want to use a husky
Go on crank that heat up, On a stool prop your feet up
Heat Miser’s the man, I want sand and a tan, Punks!
I’d rather have that fan gust, Trade shorts for these long pants, Yup!

Enough already
The snow won’t stop
Need fires for warming
Let’s make it strong
I can’t wait until it’s summer
Cause until then I’ll suffer
Just like all these other suckers
The snow won’t stop

Enough already
The snow won’t stop
The sun I’m mourning
We said so long
I’ll take the rain and thunder
But none of this snow cover
It really makes me somber
The snow won’t stop

Have those flames flare and we’ll crack open a beer
Sweaters we wear but let’s scratch this winter gear
Shooting mean glares at the flakes out the window
Cars on the skids and it’s so hard to steer
Screw those newscasters who report these facts
Makes us all swear when they feature despair
The snow we dig when we want to sip espresso
And we’re sick of all this crap in our long underwear

Yeah, Yeah
Put on some warm drawers
Time of year we don’t enjoy
Where the clouds all unfurl
And the sky is dropping more
I can’t wait until its Spring
Though my allergies will roar
I’m in this Winter World annoyed
Those snowballs being hurled soar
Alaska is abhorred
Hating it is no chore
That bad lacking sun land
I can skip snowy white
Slush is slop it’s all a ploy
Let’s go to the beach, Boys!
Lay in the sun and have some fun
And never have to ski, Oy…

Enough already
The snow won’t stop
All night, It’s falling
Until we’re stuck
It fills me with such anger
And I couldn't be sadder
The weather’s getting badder
The snow won’t stop

Enough already
The snow won’t stop
Frostbites, Wind’s blowing
It’s so damn wrong
You’re hearing my teeth chatter
While my boots get all splattered
And I’m mad as a hatter
The snow won’t stop

I get madder without warm soup
Get warmer using that flue
It’s slander when I freeze
And you’re saying “It’s not bad, bro”
My sass ain't surpassed
I get tense, It’s grows higher
Really makes me frown
When I put on snow tires
“Can’t put down my arms” crier
Black ice makes me scared
Fire’s crackling, I’m revivin’
Though the blizzard is severe
And through the streets I’m weavin’
While on the icy roads
I’m pissed cause it’s Mid-August and snow’s still goin’ on…

Enough already
The snow won’t stop
In fright moving slowly
The roads are clogged
We’re all bumper to bumper
It really is a stumper
Why we pulled out our Hummers
The snow won’t stop

Enough already
The snow won’t stop
Not bright through snow crawling
We need sled dogs
I hate folks who are lovers
Of all this snow that covers
Everything, Makes me shudder
The snow won’t stop