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Song Parodies -> "Get Off The Tracks"

Original Song Title:

"Move, Bitch"

Original Performer:

Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"Get Off The Tracks"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

Operation Lifesaver should see this rap parody I made in response to people walking around railroad tracks!
[[Chorus:]]
Move, folks, get off the tracks, get off the tracks, folks, get off the tracks! (x4)

[[1st Verse:]]
Oh no, the light's on
It's 'bout to take your life out
Get off the tracks, all is real
One hundred cars, all made by steel
A big engine and a whistle too, and
Its' big wheels gon' be cuttin you!
On two rails of big steel butchers!
And if rolls on you, (Oh dear!), you'll be so dead!
Causing gross blood gore, just like in movies!
It ain't no illusion, the trains run on rails
So, bye bye to all you dummies and dare devils!
Are the trains steel carnivores? (Yes fella!)
It's pulling a hundred on the railroad
So if you do the trespass, you gon' get what's comin' punk!
It's a big train, hardly ever stopping quick!
And you about to be gored, you ain't that slick!

[[Chorus:]]
Move, folks, get off the tracks, get off the tracks, folks, get off the tracks! (x4)
(Folks, watch out, watch out, watch out)
(Folks, watch out, watch out, watch out)

[[2nd Verse:]]
The train comes, the horn blows
Uh-oh, It's a train, move!
You see those bright lights
You heard the squealing wheels
Get off those goshdarn tracks, train's coming through!
It'll hit the car, it'll knock those signals down!
You'll be all screwed up, that's what you'll feel!
Trains and vehicles, do not mix!
Now freight trains gon come at me, right (True, true)
Come on, come on, shorty
Yeah, man, what's up, goin' to Ma's house, what are you wantin'?
I just want you to know there's danger!
Tryna grab my stuff and, my fam'ly's waiting
Get off the tracks and run off to the side
Two longs, one short and one long, that's the horn sequence, do you know that?
Yes that is danger, that's the way it is
But I'm telling like it is, bud!
You better not run past those long lowered gates!

[[Chorus:]]
Move, folks, get off the tracks, get off the tracks, folks, get off the tracks! (x4)

[[3rd Verse:]]
One hundred cars on the track
Big engine in front
It's a train, left the car, yes, I'll be safe here
It's rolling towards me, ominous though
I heard the bells ding, so I packed all my things
Call the folks of the rails so the train can be stopped
The train gored my car's big ol' chassis; it couldn't be stopped
In just a split second, oh no the big 'ol train roars!
A quiet diesel on the rails like a big churchhouse mouse!
On the railroad, it's death rolls, come up daredevils
The silent killers, blowing horns, scaring retards!
Miles away blowing horns at all the broke down cars!
And hear the engine start growling, coming down the tracks!
Here comes the train, it roars, man, with a hundred cars
Grab your stuff, run away, dude, save your life now!
So, move, folks, get off the tracks, now
All you good old do-for-nothings, there's danger coming, now

[[Chorus:]]


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