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Song Parodies -> "Play My Final Fantasy"

Original Song Title:

"What's yo Fantasy"

Original Performer:

Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"Play My Final Fantasy"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

I am a HUGE final fantasy fan! It took me awhile to write this
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Level 99, Level 99,
Level 99, Level 99
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Level 99, Level 99, Level 99
I wanna, sk-sk-sk-skip school and just head to my room
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the couch and to the flo'
Then I got some, (homework) I’ll say it’s already done, I don't wanna lie
But I gotta, p-p-p play my Final Fantasy
I wanna, sk-sk-sk-skip school and just head to my room
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the couch and to the flo'
Then I got some, (homework) I’ll say it’s already done, I don't wanna lie
But I gotta, p-p-p play my Final Fantasy
I wanna get you in the Golden Saucer, bet my 50 GP
Where the chocobos race and Kweeh
And if you like real old school we can play it
on my NES or on a disc in my PSone
Whip flan with cactuars and tonberries on lock, kill em don't stop
Keep the door locked don't knock while I grind up
Watch a cut scene and can’t pause so I gotta wait 'til the show stop
Or how 'bout I use Vivi the black mage
I like when yo grammy calls it the Pac Man
Game over just give me another chance
From Sin to the Al Bhed to Besaid and to the Calmlands
That man ain't Gilgamesh (noo!) in Exdeath’s Castle
Or on the bridge or against Necrophobe
Came back to help Squall out, level level up, gonna beat that boss soon
See I cast spells and get past shell get an ether and I blast 'em
I cast flare, and double cast 'em
And if I ain't good then I’ll KO, If I still live
I'll run and flee
‘Cause I’m playin’ Final Fantasy
If I get an F! F! tell my mommy not to be mad at me
I wanna, sk-sk-sk-skip school and just head to my room
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the couch and to the flo'
Then I got some, (homework) I’ll say it’s already done, I don't wanna lie
But I gotta, p-p-p play my Final Fantasy
I wanna, sk-sk-sk-skip school and just head to my room
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the couch and to the flo'
Then I got some, (homework) I’ll say it’s already done, I don't wanna lie
‘But I gotta, p-p-p play my Final Fantasy
I wanna finally kill a magic pot
With the crazy AP give it an elixir and they die off
Or we can play Blitzball at the ludicrous save spot
'Cause you know I got the Jecht Shot
Or last second, Shadow could just roll out
Go 'head and leave him, you can't hold out
We can do it with Cyan and Sabin
Fighting the train will kill it off with a Phoenix Down
How 'bout in the online, both XI and XIV
‘Cause you know that it’s still around
You wanna make a brother pay for it
Give me Yojimbo 'cause Yuna can do that
We can do it in the Pharos
At Ridorana with the lights out
Mountain Dew with my campaign let me find a Namingway
What's my name, what's my name, what's my name
Rosa, and Rydia, take the back row and just heal me
Edge will throw my inventory
You can cast Reflect and Holy
KOTR in the corner of the map (woo) desert rose from ruby weapon uh
Take a megalixir get yo party back on to their feet
I wanna, sk-sk-sk-skip school and just head to my room
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the couch and to the flo'
Then I got some, (homework) I’ll say it’s already done, I don't wanna lie
But I gotta, p-p-p play my Final Fantasy
I wanna, sk-sk-sk-skip school and just head to my room
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the couch and to the flo'
Then I got some, (homework) I’ll say it’s already done, I don't wanna lie
But I gotta, p-p-p play my Final Fantasy
I wanna fight Bare with Omega and Shinryu
By the way, I like to Mime, WarMECH on alert
Ripped my ass and handed it back, cast Nuke make it hurt
Balamb garden all out the dirt
Float around World Map, better look out for Galbadian jerks
Yiazmat, too much work, crazy HP but don't be afraid
You can always come back, but dispel regen
And I got my Excalibur II
Maybe XIII-2 and XIII-3 can trade, Ozma Level One
The Lunar Whale is also a boat, Pink Puffs in the Lunar Core
What about up in Ultimecia’s Castle? Omega Weapon, ring the bell
Whips and chains, Save the Queen, smack a little booty up with Quistis
Scream help play my game, To hell with Snow, I’d rather use Fang
Kill Ardyn and I'll get my Reigns, school teacher let me get my grades…
I wanna, sk-sk-sk-skip school and just head to my room
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the couch and to the flo'
Then I got some, (homework) I’ll say it’s already done, I don't wanna lie
But I gotta, p-p-p play my Final Fantasy
I wanna, sk-sk-sk-skip school and just head to my room
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the couch and to the flo'
Then I got some, (homework) I’ll say it’s already done, I don't wanna lie
But I gotta, p-p-p play my Final Fantasy
I wanna, sk-sk-sk-skip school and just head to my room
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the couch and to the flo'
Then I got some, (homework) I’ll say it’s already done, I don't wanna lie
But I gotta, p-p-p play my Final Fantasy
I wanna, sk-sk-sk-skip school and just head to my room
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the couch and to the flo'
Then I got some, (homework) I’ll say it’s already done, I don't wanna lie
But I gotta, p-p-p play my Final Fantasy

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