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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to India"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to Atlanta"

Original Performer:

Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to India"

Parody Written by:

Mc Vikram and Luda Krishna

The Lyrics

Hilarious song making fun of indian people
Yaa, MC Vikram and Luda Krishna representing you,
That's right ... increase the volume please ... thank you.


Welcome to India, mango juices and lassi, samosa crazy desis
and little kids that are milking the bhainses.
Toothbrush in my pocket, what is that?
We use our fingers here to keep our teeth clean, who said that?


Luda Krishna here, Vikram owns the Tata gears,
and I'm sitting in the Maruti Supreme,
with the cooling glass on no one bothers me.
because stars since the ever famous Mamooty.


Come with me to a place where we sip Frooties
and we eat the sweets while monkeys roam the streets.
Old uncle sits - big belly and very smelly (burp!)


Thank you Vikram, would you please pass the jelly,
I mean the pickle, hand it down this way, no mistake.
We greet the people at the end of the day!
Sixty five people hanging out, the door starts coming out.
Therefore, please don't raise your hand, you are not sure.


I broke into the local corner-store,
bought myself a very nice looking carrom board.
My fingers get sore when I shoot and I score,
and the ladkis all scream coz they all want some more,
of the Luda Krishna and the Vikram MC,
Sweetest things to hit the States since Mango Chutney.
We keep the kundis shaking, you better trust me.
The name is Luda Krishna, but my friends call me Sandeep, what!? (burp!)


Ohhh, Vikram, is that you my friend?!
That is me my friend!
Oh, please enter this rap game!
Ok man! C'mon ... tell me where you are going my friend.


Welcome to India where the cows eat hay,
and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday,
Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming,
The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x)


Now the kundis don't jiggle till I am rapping,
So please don't pass the gas when you are laughing.


Up the music charts like mango trees I climb,
With a smooth voice like mine, is it a crime
Representing rap music since ninety seven?
Rap maharaja, I don't work at 7-Eleven.
Throw your hands in the air if you've got facial hair,
Not just for the guys, c'mon ladies be fair!


I'm the MFCs most obvious player, Wearing hot lungis, do you think I really care?


Monday night - computer club,
Tuesday night - at Akbaar rotary saying "Sweet thing, what is up?"
Wednesday - I'm out making Rupees
Thurday - On the lookout for Bharatnatyam queen
Friday - Everybody must know where I'm at,
coz I'm chilling on the field with my big cricket bat.
Saturday - my farts are breezy ... believe me,
so strong they will get you mad dizzy,
Sunday - Yaar, I cannot start weeping
because on Monday I will start the creeping .. Hallo!


Ohhhh ... I love that my friend!
Yaa dawg, that was funda-stic. Hey thank you, you're fabulous!
Oh, thank you my friend! Oh ...


Welcome to India where the cows eat hay,
and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday,
Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming,
The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x)


Oh, oh, Go Luda, go Luda.
Ah, its my b'day!
That is your b'day man!
Yaaaaah. You know boy!
Oh oh oh ... it's great!
Ah, Indian my friend. Good night!
Alright, goodbye ... kiss my buttocks!!

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-=-RaGiNg Phoen!X=-= - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
First Of All, That Was NOT Making Fun Of Indian People. It Was Going WITH The Humour. Second, You Shouldn't Diss Other People's Countries, Or You'll Look Like A W4NKER On This Site. Thirdly, Wasn't There Already A Song On This? *Cough* FREELOADER!! *Cough* *Cough*. Take This, and Make Yourself A Better Person Please, and India Is Better and Cooler Than Both Of You By x100000000000000000567800000005.
Krystal - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Just a comment to clarify: "no mistake" in this line should read "Namaste" (Hindi greeting meaning hello or goodbye) ---->I mean the pickle, hand it down this way, no mistake.
Indian - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
funny song....i dont think its making fun of Indians....it just puts a lil indian masala in it man!!! good shizzy
malu man - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Listen up this song was hot all rite dont say its making fun of indians or anything like that. u shouldnt make fun of other peoples culture like that
MC VIKRAM - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
this song is the BEST song....but buddy your lyrics are all wrong There are several mistakes, they are as follows: - The opening is Yarr, not Yaa - Welcome to India, mango juices and lassi, samosa crazy desis; is really Welcome to Indian, mango juices and lassi, HOME of the crazy desis -Luda Krishna here, Vikram owns the Tata gears; change that to Vikram pulling the tata gears -I mean the pickle, hand it down this way, no mistake(is changed to NAMAESTE) -We greet the people at the end of the day!(change that to WE GREET PEOPLE AS THEY ENTER THE TRAIN) -Sixty five people hanging out, the door starts coming out. Therefore, please don't raise your hand, you are not sure.(65 people haging out the door, sweat coming out the pours, please dont raise your hand you are not sure) - I broke into the local corner-store; change that to I walked into the local corner store) - The name is Luda Krishna, but my friends call me Sandeep, what!? (burp!) (thats really The Name is Ludakrishn, but my friends call me Thambi) -Representing rap music since ninety seven. (is really representing FOBINESS since 97) -I'm the MFCs most obvious player (is really I'm the MFP, MOST FOBIEST PLAYER) -Tuesday night - at Akbaar rotary (is really Tuesday night - at Akbaar GROCERY) -Ah, Indian my friend. Good night! (Thisis really Ah, Indian ANTHEM my Friend) Just fixed up all the errors to the lyrics, thank YOU Representing Fobiness and All the Frootie girls MC Vikram
Ludakrishna - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow Vikram, Good job yaar. That was Fobulas. lol You are Da Mac daddy. Keep sippin the frootis and watch the sweetie pies shake their khundis. You can sit in the library for hours and hours, but please use deodorant and don't forget to shower.
indian homie - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
on the part where it says "my friends call me sandeep" It should say "my friends call me thambi" which is like a south indian word....its used kind of as a term of endearment kind of like bro or homie or something like that
maha - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
hey guys! love the accent! and the whole thing is really kool!
maleeha - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
yo ppls just to let u know that this songs rocks!!!! now just keep it up and plz make another song just like it
leo - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Yaa, MC Vikram and Luda Krishna representing you, That's right ... increase the volume please ... thank you. Welcome to India, mango juices and lassi, samosa crazy desis and little kids that are milking the bhainses. Toothbrush in my pocket, what is that? We use our fingers here to keep our teeth clean, who said that? Luda Krishna here, Vikram owns the Tata gears, and I'm sitting in the Maruti Supreme, with the cooling glass on no one bothers me. because stars since the ever famous Mamooty. Come with me to a place where we sip Frooties and we eat the sweets while monkeys roam the streets. Old uncle sits - big belly and very smelly (burp!) Thank you Vikram, would you please pass the jelly, I mean the pickle, hand it down this way, no mistake. We greet the people at the end of the day! Sixty five people hanging out, the door starts coming out. Therefore, please don't raise your hand, you are not sure. I broke into the local corner-store, bought myself a very nice looking carrom board. My fingers get sore when I shoot and I score, and the ladkis all scream coz they all want some more, of the Luda Krishna and the Vikram MC, Sweetest things to hit the States since Mango Chutney. We keep the kundis shaking, you better trust me. The name is Luda Krishna, but my friends call me Sandeep, what!? (burp!) Ohhh, Vikram, is that you my friend?! That is me my friend! Oh, please enter this rap game! Ok man! C'mon ... tell me where you are going my friend. Welcome to India where the cows eat hay, and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday, Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming, The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x) Now the kundis don't jiggle till I am rapping, So please don't pass the gas when you are laughing. Up the music charts like mango trees I climb, With a smooth voice like mine, is it a crime Representing rap music since ninety seven? Rap maharaja, I don't work at 7-Eleven. Throw your hands in the air if you've got facial hair, Not just for the guys, c'mon ladies be fair! I'm the MFCs most obvious player, Wearing hot lungis, do you think I really care? Monday night - computer club, Tuesday night - at Akbaar rotary saying "Sweet thing, what is up?" Wednesday - I'm out making Rupees Thurday - On the lookout for Bharatnatyam queen Friday - Everybody must know where I'm at, coz I'm chilling on the field with my big cricket bat. Saturday - my farts are breezy ... believe me, so strong they will get you mad dizzy, Sunday - Yaar, I cannot start weeping because on Monday I will start the creeping .. Hallo! Ohhhh ... I love that my friend! Yaa dawg, that was funda-stic. Hey thank you, you're fabulous! Oh, thank you my friend! Oh ... Welcome to India where the cows eat hay, and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday, Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming, The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x) Oh, oh, Go Luda, go Luda. Ah, its my b'day! That is your b'day man! Yaaaaah. You know boy! Oh oh oh ... it's great! Ah, Indian my friend. Good night! Alright, goodbye ... kiss my buttocks!!
mc luda fan - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
hey guyz ur song.....R O C K S. Which other songs have u done? except this and "fobbed out"? and where can i get them.
Sagar - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
It was funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy as heck and it was cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllll
unknown person - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
i just heard this song, it's sooooooo funny, i really like it
twiztedhindu - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I love this song, and I need to kno where I can get all your other songs, I go to downloaders but they don't work, cept for welcome to india, so come on, don't you have a site or something man? You should!
bifocal padmini - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
i so totally loved this song!!! it rocks big time!!! keep the good work guys, need more stuff like this to get me through the day!!! peace.
Pranathi - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoever made this song it was rocking and so cool. Good job guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ali - September 18, 2004 - Report this comment
ok first of all its not making fun of the indian culture its jus adding more humour to this indian people should be proud to have a Mc vikram and ludakrishna .....
Thomas - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
We need more of this from our community. Great work
VUT IZ UP YAAR?! - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
muwhaha i love this song! its the greatest thing ever. BUT THE THING THAT BOTHERS ME THE MOST IS THAT ITS NOT NOT NOT NOT making fun of indian ppl but jux being funny !! go luda go luda. muwahahhaa i wish i was him. raise your hands in the air if you have facial hair. go luda go luda. hey vikram is that you yaar. yes it is me. muwahahah i love this song. im gonna be called only ludaKRiSHna from now on. and i will grow facial hair and add a turban in mi daily lyfe. ludacris is gonna go down after he hears this wonderful music!
VUT IZ UP YAAR?! - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
muwhaha i love this song! its the greatest thing ever. BUT THE THING THAT BOTHERS ME THE MOST IS THAT ITS NOT NOT NOT NOT making fun of indian ppl but jux being funny !! go luda go luda. muwahahhaa i wish i was him. raise your hands in the air if you have facial hair. go luda go luda. hey vikram is that you yaar. yes it is me. muwahahah i love this song. im gonna be called only ludaKRiSHna from now on. and i will grow facial hair and add a turban in mi daily lyfe. ludacris is gonna go down after he hears this wonderful music!
indiastraightup - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
sweeeeeeeet song! Me n lyk 5 of ma indian friends were blastin it in comp class....it's da shiat! Holllaaaa
xalmon.... Bhutan (Asia) - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Song... But kiss my buttocks.. all of u who listened this song
Indian Lyric 92 - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
its not no mistake smartie its namate an indian greeting lol my name is Indian lyric 92 i correct all the indin lyrics for no good reason cuz i hav no life lol ill give u the real lyrics.DESI PRIDE LYRICS Yaa, MC Vikram and Luda Krishna representing y'all, That's right ... increase the volume please ... thank you. Welcome to India, mango juices and lassis, samosa crazy desis and little kids that are milking the bhainses. Toothbrush in my pocket, what is that? We use our fingers here to keep our teeth so clear, who said that? Luda Krishna here, Vikram pulling the Tata gears, and I am sitting in the Maruti Supreme with the cooling glass on no one bothers me, biggest stars since the ever famous Mamooty. Come with me to a place where we sip Frooties, and we eat the sweets while monkeys roam the streets. Old uncle sits - big bellies and burps smelly (burp!) Thank you Vikram, would you please pass the jelly, I mean the pickle, hand it down this way ... Namaste we greet the people as they enter the train! Sixty-five people hanging out, the doors start coming out. Therefore, please don't raise your hand, you are not sure. I walked into the local corner-store, bought myself a very nice looking carroms board. My fingers get sore when I shoot and I score, and the ladkis all scream coz they all want some more, of the Luda Krishna and the Vikram MC, Sweetest thing to hit the States since mango chutney. We keep the kundis shaking, you better trust me. The name is Luda Krishna, but my friends call me Thambi, watch!! (burp!) Ohhh, Vikram, is that you my friend?! That is me my friend! Oh, please enter this rap game! Ok man! C'mon ... tell me where you're going my friend. Welcome to India where the cows eat hay, and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday, Goat meats, yummy sweets, wild monkeys roaming, The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x) Now the kundis don't jiggle till I'm rapping, So please don't pass the gas when you're laughing. Up the music charts like mango trees I climb, With a smooth voice like mine, is it a crime? Representing FOB-iness since ninety-seven Rap maharaja, I don't work at 7-Eleven. Throw your hands in the air if you've got facial hair, Not just for the guys, c'mon ladies be fair! I'm the MFP - Most FOB-ious Player, Wearing hot lungis, do you think I really care? Monday night - computer club Tuesday night - at Akbaar grocery saying "Sweet thang, what is up?" Wednesday - I'm out making rupees Thurday - On lookout for Bharatnatyam queen Friday - Everybody must know where I'm at, coz I'm chilling on the field with my big cricket bat. Saturday - my farts are breezy ... believe me, so strong they will get you mad dizzy, Sunday - Yaar, I cannot start weeping because on Monday I will start the creeping ... Hallo! Ohhhh ... I love that my friend! Yaa dawg, that was a funda-stic. Hey thank you, you're fabulous! Oh, thank you my friend! Oh ... Welcome to India where the cows eat hay, and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday, Goat meats, yummy sweets, wild monkeys roaming, The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x) Oh, oh, go Luda, go Luda. Ah, it's my birthday! That is your birthday, man! Yaaaaah. You go boy! Oh oh oh ... it's great! Ah, Indian honor my friend. Good night! All right, goodbye ... kiss my buttocks!!
LuckyCharms - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
i liked this song, it's kool and funny both, but my friend is indian, and to some ppl that song can be kinda offensive, but that don't mean i didn't like it, it got a sense of humor, but still....
bobinderjeet - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHHAHAHHAHAHA FUNNNY
desi oye - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
hahaaha it is hillariouse!! i dont think its making fun of indians... is js saying reppin the indians in a prub way!!! haha ludakrishna and mc vikram got sum talent yo! yeah i want to listen to the other songs too.. lol i think these guy and r hillariouse n SEXY!!! lol this is such a turn on.. lol jkz jkz.. well n e ways ill holla later
Ayan - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This is tha desi anthem!
Patel - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
uhhhh terkity yar yar morpheus suckems...this song is funny because indian people make me laugh
waz up yaar sonipup - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
LOVE that song! luda krishna rock. kiss my buttoks yarr
MaLuSuGaA56 - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
1st off tha aiint makin fun of ndn peeps...they maluu..my frends cuz too....n all tha malu kidss sae shii lik datt all da tymee..they juss takin pryde n wut they represent buhh playin wit it too..this song thaa besttt thooo lol
Sandeep - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
my name is Sandeep and people make fun of my name all the time and whoever said this song is not making fun of indians is an idiot coz the whole song is making fun of my race.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
hello, my name is sandeep, im a 25 year old indian and i find this very rude song because its rather racist, my taxi business is full of unhappy employees when someone plays this song, plz dont allow this racism
Sandeep Thatimakula - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I'M ALSO NAMED SANDEEP AND THIS SONG IS SO RACIST!! HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT SEE IT!! PEOPLE TEASE ME COZ I'M BLACK AND THEY SAY THAT THEY CAN'T SEE ME WHEN I GO BEHIND A SHADOW COZ I BLEND IN WITH BLACK THINGS I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT!! HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE BE SO MEAN TO NIGGAS!
PRASHANNNNA - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
TAXI BUSINESS IS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE, WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT THEM IVE GOT TO SAY I GET AN ORGASMIC RUSH WHEN I HEAR SOMEONE YELL TAXI, IT MAKES ME PULL OVER PICK THEM UP AND DRIVE THEM TO THEIR LOCATION WHILE TRYING TO HIDE MY BONA THIS SONG IS FUNNY AND LIVENS UP ANY TAXI DRIVERS DAY
Vithushan - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi, I am Sandeep Thatimakula's friend and he is very hurt about this song and the website that is actually getting people to make fun of Indian's even more... All I'm going to say is that BLACK PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE TOO!!! AND SO ARE BALD PEOPLE LIKE JOSH TINGALING!! :(:(:(:(:(
Aaron Skimmer - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
jennifer saun is the hottest girl i know, i want her so bad, she makes me fell bigger than my 1cm looks but unforntuntly miracles cannot always happen, but jenn if you dont mind size you know where to find me sexy ! love skimmer where my dimmer
Hiran Mut - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Jenn is also my favourite lady however i dont fit her requirements she only allows men with big penises (we're talkin 2cm and over :o) but she sure can work it, i also like aaron because he puts the EIM in KazEIM LOL he rocks my jocks and makes them fall to my socks while he sticks his cocks in my fat round box yeh man im a rapper
Hiran - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Ma name's Mutumuni n Ima bit cock-ee.. All I wanna do is get in Jenn's pant-ees.. Seein her is so good... I'm the king of ma hood.. You should... Tell me I could..................................... CUM ALL OVA YO FACE.. AT MA PLACE... YOURA NUT CASE.. BUT I'LL STILL MAKE YO CUM TO 3RD BASE!!!!.......................... Yo.... Werrrrrrrrrd UP!!
Neelam - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
i think this is really good...and funny..but the bad thing about it is if you hear it 2 times it gets a bit boring..i think you should make it more freshy...and i love the part where he goes GO LUDA GO LUDA ITS UR BIRTHDAY YA MAN ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY MAN..i think thats really funny and its making fun of 50 cent's song go shawty ..but oh well..MC VIKRAM AND LUDAKRISHNA YOU 2 ARE REALLY FUNNY!!
hi - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
mango chutny!
Akshay - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
not "sandeep" "thambi" stupid..
Sandeep's friend - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
IT DOES SAY SANDEEP COCK HEAD!!! IT EVEN SAYS IT IN THE LYRICS .. AND IM FUCKING INDIAN SO I CAN TELL WAT THE PERSON IS SAYING COZ YOU DONT UNDERSTAND INDIAN ACCENTS.... ps Aaron is so hot
sahezad ghiya - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
yo i think it is the most coolest rap music ever
Rasika - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
MAKING FUN OF INDIAN PEOPLE? WHATEVER DOOD! SOMEBODY BETTER CHANGE THAT STUPID B***** STATEMENT! THAT SONG JUST SHOWS THE HUMOUR OF INDIANS SO YOU BETTER SHUT THAT OFFENSIVE MOUTH OF YOURS, WHOEVER YOU ARE! =@
God - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I PITY DA FOO
Arun from Atlanta - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
come on give me morer post us some sites man this is funny just next time no making fun of atlanta
presci - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Greatest Thing Man I could listen to this over and over again. Cooolest Rap. Words are superfluous
a LiL gRl FrOm SaCtOwN - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
dang dat shyt waz hella funnie!!!!!!! lol!
anam - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
yoooooooo dis wuz the funniest rap eva since that other johnny lever rap u know when he goes "when i see the beautiful hunnies i call out to them" yooo dat wuz funny 2 it was the beat of that song from jay'z lmao yall madd crazy keep it up!!! ::AnaM::
anuja - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thats an awesome song guys keep up the good work :D
the man is back yaar - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
hey ur song is great but u might want to be a lil more THOUGHTFUL on other peoples culture just sayin but cool accent
the yaar is reborn - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
well it is a cool song but not making fun of indian people and plus sandeep is suppose to be thambi.Plus u made a very good accent so keep up the good work because that song rocked!!!!!!!
yaar - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
this was sooo hott . i think the accent is funny and indian americans,like myself, can do it better than anyone
MC VIKRAM - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey guys thankyou for your comments i appreciate them as does my cousin Ludakrishna. I do have some other songs out such as frooti girl and big pimpin, which you can download anywhere almost, on kazaa, limewire or if you are a Mac user Acquisition. Also for anyone who finds this song racist it is not intentional I swear on Guru Gobind Singh. Lastly I would like to tell the admisnistrator correct the my song as pointed out.
DJ PrItZ - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
mAn Im InDiAnI n DiZ sOnG iZ HeAvY! mAkIn MixIn wIt DiZ tUnE NOW! lUdA kRiShNa BiG uP bOi! HoLlA X
Pa Shu - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
yeeeeo0o ish ya c0w Pa shu hoLLa...this ish here mah fav f00bbiestt malu rap n i dun even listen ta maluu people singg ha oh well..weell this iz off da izzle for shizzleeee aytttt repp malu pridee mc vik n ludaaaaaa ayyytt holllllaaa
Big D - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
this song crazy of the fahshezhi, is Jenn white because i dun lyke frigin sluts. And da sexy brown gurls aren't sluts who get cum all over their facez
arani - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
he doesnt say SANDEEP he says Thumbi
pranshu age 11 - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
holly shit so funny never heard a song like this song
La LA ka - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
i want the lyrics to fobbed out .. where do i get them ?
Full Metal Alchemist - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
also google search Frooti Girl and listen to it. It's from MC vikram
Anjali - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
i really like this song..its funny...and also nice rapping...lol....
sweet_ness27 - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I love this song!!! they have other songs which i have downloaded the others are stop frontin yaar a parody of frontin by Pharell that is even funnier than Welcome to India!!!! they have also done Vondervoman a parody of Lil Mo's song wonderwoman, thats really funni too!!! thay have also done Frooti girl a parody of one minute man by Missy Elliot- thats really funni too!!! they have also done ther songs called- Like So, Kariappla Tree, Flush, Big pimpin Indian remix, summer and fobbed out. These songs are sooooooo funni. i luv these guys cause you guys make us curry ppl sooo proud!!! im Lankan so its kinda the same but i still luv it!!!! hop u guys are making more!!
sweet_ness27 - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Soz to correct myself its superwoman by Lil Mo
The Fob Father - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey man were is your other download links for ur other songs like "STOP FRONTING YAAR" I only have "WECLOME TO INDIA" and "FROOTI GIRL" can you tell me were your other songs are Luda Krishna and Vikram MC? visit my fobby site: www.funit.tk my site as all the correct lyrics for Luda Krishna and Vikram MC's following songs 1.Welcome to India 2.Frooti Girl 3.Stop Fronting Yaar And I have Eminems Song "ASS LIKE THAT" -The way you shake it, I can't belive it, I an't ever seen an ass like that! The way move it, You make peepee go DOING, DOING, DOING! He uses a good indian accent in the song. And the music video is hilarous
ludalover - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
i thought this was funny but it made fun of the Indians on the street but the song was overall a joke.
gator - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
cool song machan. awesome lyrics and good humor. keep up the goodie work!!
Georgie Baili - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
aw man this song is off the hook fosho holding all the desi's down man haha good job man . i'm a malu myself man and u guys are so realistic yo keep the music comin and we'll keep listen brown pride fosho. see u guys aaround one day i'm tryin to make it big .
georgie baili - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
also this is not making fun of indian people please change it cause its wrong yo whoever is managing the site. its only adding that comedic view to it. whoever is desi know's what they are talking bout its a desi thing
keerthi the great - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
that was really good! it was hilarious! i'm only twelve and i think it's funny. you're lyrics are awesome yarr!! do more songs like these!! it's hella cool! VIKRAM AND LUDAKRISHNA, YOU GUYS KICK ASS!!!
Representative - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Have you ever been in a school situation where someone finds something on the internet and excitedly shares it with everyone else? Well, that happened with this song, and really, with humor that is so obvious; the idea seems to be to make it seem racist, yet appeal to people nonetheless through their ability to laugh at themselves or their ancestors, who came over talking nonsense. Needless to say, the indian kids loved it and we (the whites and chinese) loved it; i also discovered a music video that seemed to be called "I really want to find the right girl" on a site, which makes me think there are more treasures out there. Please enlighten me...! (preferably everyone else who roams this forum as well) oh yes. You two are Harvard students? Quite amusing. You don't have to substantiate that if you dont feel like it.
Ruby - November 06, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO this song is funnie ..... lmfaoooo..... oklay well its ntoa diss to indians its the truthhhh..
Aman - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
There' is also curry n rice girl
aRjUn - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, this song RULES. Its def not racist, just brown pride. For those who find it insulting, grow up and have some pride in your own culture. These guys are indians too so obviously they are not racist. By the way, IT IS THAMBI, i am mallu and so I would know. BTW what was the johnny lever rap anam was talking about, cos hes my hero. LUDAKRISHNA AND MC VIKRAM KICK!
....... - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
this song is da shyt.very funny.good work guyz.
Malu Cutti - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I've never been prouder of any Malu's ever! Malu's have gone on to do great things, but none so great as these awesome Cuttens.
una chica` - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
whatever malu cutti---you must have no life. but those guys are freakin awesome.
jasmine - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
dat song just shows how stupid indians can get. for all you indians, theres only one god. holla bac murder_everybody@hotmail
confused - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
not all indians are hindu you dumbass. Christianity was in India since 57 AD. But what can ya say, ignorance is bliss right jasmine?
jasmine - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
ok let me help you out confused one. the majority of indians are hindu, and thats who i'm addressing. if you disagree with the montheistic belief, then why even bring up christianity?
Desi dude - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
they arent making fun of indians they are indian and are showing oter ppl what it is
confused - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
jasmine, how do you know that i'm not christian? And if i am christian, i wouldn't exactly be disagreeing with the "monotheistic belief" would I, so that is why i bring up christianity. And I still hold that you are a dumbass Also, if you knew anything, then you would know that Hindus really believes in one god that comes in many forms to appeal and relate to different people, to help people focus during meditation. But again, ignorance.... Also, why the hell are you even on this site? MC Vikram and Ludakrishna are just two people who are joking around about their heritage, the same heritage that is shared by over a billion people- hindu, christian, muslim...in fact, i'm pretty sure one of these two faux rappers, if not both, are christian.
sup - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
jaz, do you have nothin better to do with your time, but to dis random cultures?
jasmine - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah lets go with that sup. but its not random. i'm not dissing hindus, don't accuse me for your stupid religion.
Anand - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
The Best song of da world!! lol
tarzan - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
thats like saying christianity is stupid become i think its dumb i mean becoming got because you get a nail in ur dick c'mon
jasmine - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
what the hell?? someone needs to take an extra class in english....... tarzan.
Rita - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
this is the hottest song ever =) rock it guys-
Hanna - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
The song is sooooooooo funny dude!! its not racist at all and screw the retard who said it was. I downloaded it on my computer, plus a lot of other Luda and MC Vikram's songs.
Ved - February 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Future Eminem from India!!!! that is all i can say!!!!!
Rahul - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
HOMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50 Cent - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
THIS SONG IS HHHHHHOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! MAN LUDAKRISHNA & VIKRAM ARE THE BOMB!
suze - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
lol...even thou im an indian and they're making fun of us, ITS FRIGGIN TRU AND WE LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
susannah - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I am working on a TV show looking to license this 'Welcome to India" clip for our "Viral Video" show. If anyone has any information who I can talk to about this please e-mail me at sueolch@sbcglobal.net or call direct at 323-436-0124 ext. 125. Thank you, Susannah Olch
random indian kid living in mn, usa - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment
hey whats the official website for ludakrishna and mc vikram? thanks.
SACKchin - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
yo evn iam indien and am a mallu 2. so i can tell dat dey say thumbi and not sandeep
amara - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG....this is the best song EVER
steohan - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
it is a good song. except it is most FOBULOUS player, not obvious
unknown - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This song is so funny, it is the F U N N I E S T song i've ever heard. it doesn't insult anyone not even indians. Good job Luda and Vikram.my e-mail is [deleted5@hotmail.com].
harvey - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
it cool
xxxspacehyperboyxxx - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I LOVED it, but my mom wont let me listen to it bcuz she thinks it got bad lyrix. keep up the good work Vikram
LiZz - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
dis song iz jks, i herd it lyk 14 tymes its so retareded, i luv things lyk this that make me laugh
NoXiuS-ThE IndiaN DragoN - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
this is a great song.one of my personal favourites.come out wit an other sing dudes!!!!!
MK - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You guys are hot and u guys do an awesome job!!!! U Malu's rock and keep singing. I too make fun of how our Inidan peeps talk.. you guys are awesome to have a good humor. even my parents and appachen and ammachi's love ya Hope to see you guys in Cali
LadyMikoKikyo - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
This song is the funniest thing i have ever Heard! This is the first time I have ever heard a Parody made by Indians! XD I love The accents of Indians! They are sooooooooo AWESOME! INDIANS ROCK!! ^_^ I'm gonna show this to my Indian friends now lol ! ^_^
zaibe - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
i tought the india is very beautifull place
kooka - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
ok the site is viknluda.com and U GUYS RULE nd its not kiss my buttocks its bullocks
Pakhani babu - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
1 correction, "I'm the MFP most fobulous player..." not i'm the obvious player. i might be wrong but I think fob makes more sense because of their accent and all.
Niro - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
The coorect version Yaa, MC Vikram and Luda Krishna representing you, That's right ... increase the volume please ... thank you. Welcome to Indian, mango juices and lassi, HOME of the crazy desis and little kids that are milking the bhainses. Toothbrush in my pocket, what is that? We use our fingers here to keep our teeth clean, who said that? Luda Krishna here, Vikram pulling the Tata gears, and I'm sitting in the Maruti Supreme, with the cooling glass on no one bothers me. because stars since the ever famous Mamooty. Come with me to a place where we sip Frooties and we eat the sweets while monkeys roam the streets. Old uncle sits - big belly and very smelly (burp!) Thank you Vikram, would you please pass the jelly, I mean the pickle, hand it down this way, namaste. We greet the people as they enter the train! Sixty five people hanging out the door, sweat coming out the pours. please dont raise your hand you are not sure. I walked into the local corner store, bought myself a very nice looking carrom board. My fingers get sore when I shoot and I score, and the ladkis all scream coz they all want some more, of the Luda Krishna and the Vikram MC, Sweetest things to hit the States since Mango Chutney. We keep the kundis shaking, you better trust me. The name is Luda Krishn, but my friends call me Thambi, what (burp!) Ohhh, Vikram, is that you my friend?! That is me my friend! Oh, please enter this rap game! Ok man! C'mon ... tell me where you are going my friend. Welcome to India where the cows eat hay, and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday, Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming, The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x) Now the kundis don't jiggle till I am rapping, So please don't pass the gas when you are laughing. Up the music charts like mango trees I climb, With a smooth voice like mine, is it a crime Representing FOBINESS since 97. Rap maharaja, I don't work at 7-Eleven. Throw your hands in the air if you've got facial hair, Not just for the guys, c'mon ladies be fair! I'm the MFP, MOST FOBIEST PLAYER, Wearing hot lungis, do you think I really care? Monday night - computer club, Tuesday night - at Akbaar grocery saying "Sweet thing, what is up?" Wednesday - I'm out making Rupees Thurday - On the lookout for Bharatnatyam queen Friday - Everybody must know where I'm at, coz I'm chilling on the field with my big cricket bat. Saturday - my farts are breezy ... believe me, so strong they will get you mad dizzy, Sunday - Yaar, I cannot start weeping because on Monday I will start the creeping .. Hollah! Ohhhh ... I love that my friend! Yaa dawg, that was funda-stic. Hey thank you, you're fabulous! Oh, thank you my friend! Oh ... Welcome to India where the cows eat hay, and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday, Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming, The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x) Oh, oh, Go Luda, go Luda. Ah, its my b'day! That is your b'day man! Yaaaaah. You go boy! Oh oh oh ... it's great! Ah, Indian ANTHEM my Friend. Good night! Alright, goodbye ... kiss my buttock I am not indian, but i dont think it is making fun of indian ppl cos mc vikram adn ludakrishna are both indinas. its just to make us laugh thhank u guys...
Siri - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
This song rocks but it sort of disses Indians here and there. Yo Jasmine you are a dork and need something else to do other than make fun of other's cultures!! Not like your's is any better. you rock LUDA and MC VIKRAM!!!
Ickbal Baljinderpreet - July 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey my friends vaat is up? My home boys Ludakrishna and Vikram representing al lyou dogz and catz man, berry nice man! Ju know this i that main indian homeboy Ickbal, from B-B-B-B-B-B Joonot! Two fingers in the air gunshot gunshot maan yaar. Keep dropping these ill raps my friends. Bhangara!! Bale Bale!
akshat - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
hey in the song frooti girl what is the song playing in the back ground ,it comes in one of those mtv ads plzzzzzzz tel me
pria - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
omg hahahhahahah u think thz song is making fun of indians hahahhahaha im punjabi and hell ya thz is the indian style life maannn.........u guyz rock.....i love the song it just makez me laugh hahah.....awsome once again
Lebron James #1 fan - September 27, 2008 - Report this comment
the only problem with ludakrishna and MC Vikram is they are hard to understand. They r funny but i can hardly understand them. not cause of their accent, but cause they dont speak loud or clear enough i guess
~ APOORVA~ - October 06, 2008 - Report this comment
MC VIKRAM AND LUDAKRISHNA.. I LOVE U.. U R FABOLUS. THIS MY ANTHAM MY PRAYER I WORSHIP THIS SONBG KEEP UPN THE GUDWORK THAMBESS :D
alfred - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
hear it. ucant bear it
vivek - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
awesome song no matter which fools think its lame. however its not at all insulting to indians and a mistake which is the spelling of thursady in this its thurday. hav fun!!
ross - February 23, 2022 - Report this comment
Instead of thursaday or thurday, it should be turdsday, goes well with breezy farts and passing gas.

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