When I push you pull
Just like that?
When I push you pull
Just like that?
When I push you pull
Just like that?
Hell naw, this big ass cow too fat!
(2x)

How you ain't gonna fall?
Don't you see?
Cow tipping be part of my history.

I see you
Chewin' on your C-U-D
I'm young, restless and bored
With no TV.
ROWL!

Ain't got nothin' in the rural south
Except for corn fields and a busted house.
And so I'm out there prowlin' the pastures I'm reckless
Lookin' for a mammal with a bell up on a necklace.

It's dark out 'cause the time is dusk
I'm sneaking 'round the fence with a lasso for thrust (ahhh)
Pass the gas mask the methane strong
Did nobody ever tell you that smell is wrong??

It's on!
The sky and the coast is clear
Now I'm looking for a big brown sow or steer
One sure shot way to get 'em ready to flop:
Sing on, cause the beat don't stop.
It's like this:

(Chorus 2x)

Go on with your lard ass!
Shouldn't eat nothin'
Tell your little calf
About a diet or somethin'.

Yall big, and the farmer's just watching you eat
Won't be long before you're stamped USDA BEEF

The farmer inside and you all alone
'Bout to RUSH the back gate and take the throne
I'm king of this game and there's no escape.
You too slow when you run 'cause you overweight.

Ya'll cows looking dumb, ain't got no finesse.
Just plain simple lives, ain't no kind of stress.
With nothin' to do ya'll completely worthless.
Got me wantin' to tip cows, I gotta confess (ahhh)

Come on! We goin' tippin' tonight
Ya'll rock side to side, cause you cows ain't light.
Don't be skeerd!
We be done in a second, aight?
But the heavier you is, then the harder the fight!

(Chorus 2x)