Sitcom! Sitcom!
Sitcom! Sitcom!

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When they talk you laugh (hee hee hee)
When they talk you laugh (hah hah hah)
When they talk you laugh (hoo hah hee)
Sitcom! Situational Comedy!
(When they talk you laugh) hee hee hee
(When they talk you laugh) hah hah hah
(When they talk you laugh) hoo hah hee
Sitcom! Situational Comedy!

What Sitcom you gon' watch! "Will & Grace"?
Or maybe "According to Jim" on ABC
WB with the "Fresh Prince"
Or maybe "Sabrina The Teenage Witch"
I was wondering what sitcom to watch
Maybe "King of Queens" or "Friends"
Watch CC's "Saturday Night Live"
Or maybe I should load up on "8 Simple Rules" archive
Only "Lizzie McGuire" will be shut down
Maybe the "Bill Cosby Show" will do da trick
"That's So Raven", that's on right now
We in the "All That" show with "Amanda Show"
So many sitcoms to choose and look at
And I'm lookin to see when the next one is on
"Married With Children" was on a while ago
Take note to "Malcolm In The Middle" oh yeah!

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Turn on dat "Seinfeld" it's on Fox now
Tell ya little friend to turn on "Everybody Loves Raymond"
I'm waiting to see movies on HBO
And that manny in "Ice Age" sure likes the snow
And "Bruce Almighty" isn't a no-no
But a non comedy one is "Winnie The Pooh"
The owner of Warner Bros., enjoys Bugs Bunny
But sometimes I don't like shows that are funny
Spongebob Squarepants is in da house
But Disney is wondering where is that Mickey Mouse
If "Daddy Daycare" can be watched by all
Then we all hate "Cody Banks" don't we all
C'mon! It's on tonight
Y'all will see Will and Jack starting a fight
"Even Stevens" is one the same as the "Simpsons"
But at nine thirty its "South Park" then "Insomniac"

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Sitcom! Sitcom!
Sitcom! Sitcom!

MTV has got a few shows like "Punk'd"
"Dismissed" ain't a good one
We was two minutes late for "Grounded For Life"
Now we know that Al Bundi is mad at his wife
Shows over! Next, bring out popcorn
"7th Heaven" ain't a favorite at all
Dorks living around on "Will And Grace"
And don't worry if I spilled some soda on yo face

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Sitcom! Sitcom!
Sitcom! Sitcom!
Sitcom! (hee hee hee)
Sitcom! (hee hoo hah)
Sitcom! Sitcom!