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Song Parodies -> "Long Train"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Los Lonely Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Long Train"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

It's no coincidence, that nowadays, railroads are making their freight trains absurdly longer!

[[1st Verse]]
Save me from this headache
I just wanna get home
And only one thing makes me mad
Full of misery
I've been blocked by this long train
And I'm getting angry!
Damn this long freight train!
'Cause I got some places to go
Than wasting my time...
Damn this long freight train!
I'm getting fed up!

[[2nd Verse]]
I've been waiting so damn long
Taking forever...
Damn this long freight train!
I'll have to take a detour
That would be a relief!
Damn this long freight train!
Yeah, I'm so darn tired!
Damn this long freight train!
I just gotta take a detour
Damn this long freight train!
Oh, I'll take a breather!

[[I N S T R U M E N T A L]]

It has started to move thank God!
But it now has stopped again!

[[3rd Verse]]
Just don't tell me it had broke down
'Cuz it is not the case!
Damn this long freight train!
It sure does not have hundred cars
One hundred and fifty?!
Damn this long freight train!
One hundred-fifty cars?
Damn this long freight train!
This is such a long freight train, yeah!
Damn this long freight train!
No, one hundred-eighty!
Damn this long freight train!
I just wanna escape this!
Such a big ole bottleneck!

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