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Song Parodies -> "7 Eleven"

Original Song Title:

"How Far Is Heaven?"

Original Performer:

Los Lonely Boys

Parody Song Title:

"7 Eleven"

Parody Written by:

Us Morons

The Lyrics

Just a little diddy about your local, friendly 7 Eleven.
Save me from this prison
I've gotta get away
Cause I've been here for ten minutes
But it feels like all day

Would you like a Big Gulp, mam?
You get free Doritos
Seven Eleven
We've got a special today
2 for 1 burritos
Seven Eleven
Hey, you want a Slurpee?

Sorry sir, that's a prepay pump
Please don't yell at me
Seven Eleven
Would you like a chili dog?
It's extra fattening
Seven Eleven
(Oh, you want a Slurpee)
Seven Eleven
(I just gotta know what flavor)
Seven Eleven
(Oh, you want a Slurpee)

So much stupid stuff to do
Gotta clean the toilets too (yuck)

'Cause I know there's a better place
than this place I'm working
Seven Eleven
But I'll put on a happy face
For all these jerks here
Seven Eleven
(Oh, you want a Slurpee)
Seven Eleven
(I just gotta know what flavor)
Seven Eleven
(Oh, you want a Slurpee)
Seven Eleven

I just gotta know what kind
I just gotta know what kind

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Song title police - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
TOS is simply called "Heaven." Nice parody though.

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