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Song Parodies -> "Portland, Oregon"

Original Song Title:

"Portland, Oregon"

Original Performer:

Loretta Lynn and Jack White

Parody Song Title:

"Portland, Oregon"

Parody Written by:

Daniel Croxton

The Lyrics

Portland, Oregon Loretta Flynn and Jack Purple Fan Leer Roast
Well, Portland, Oregon and pumping gas
If that ain’t hard then tell me what is
Ahuh, Ahuh
Havin me do it? They’ve lost their mind
Even though, someone else doin it takes more time
In Oregon.
In Wally’s Filling Station, with my gas so low,
The guy sees my car and he already knows
Ahuh, Ahuh.
I looked at him and he looked at me,
He said ‘Charge for gas, water and air is free’
In Oregon
Now, if the needle’s on E, I might get stuck
Cause at pumpin gas, I kinda suck
Ahuh, Ahuh.
Cause when I’m out of gas, and I’m at the pump
Where the gas tank is, I’m kinda stumped
In Oregon.
Now, I bet this rule works mighty fine
In North Alabama or South Carolin’
Ahuh, Ahuh.
Hey, you guys, before you go.
How do you do this? I really don’t know.
I really don’t know,
I really don’t know.
I really don’t KNOW
I really don’t know
I really don’t know
I really don’t know yeah.
I really don’t know.
I really don’t KNOW, yeah.
2018 Big D Records

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