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Song Parodies -> "Namco's Pac-Man"
Original Song Title:
"Blood Red Sandman"
Original Performer:
Lordi
Parody Song Title:
"Namco's Pac-Man"
Parody Written by:
DJ Blaze
The Lyrics
Time to take a break from Mario to give praise to one even older... Pac-Man! Regardless of whether or not you're a gamer, you'll definitely know this dot-chomper. Enjoy! Link to OS: YouTube: Lordi - Blood Red Sandman
They called me the Leathery Prune
They called me Chompin' Pac
Ghosts ran from the ghost box their home
And they would always be a great snack!
Can you see all the ghosties flee
Inky, Blinky, and Clyde are my fave treats!
Once again I am played I eat pellets and grow
I am Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts
At arcade or at home, all those ghosts will be owned
Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts again
I'm eating ghosts again!
I'll chomp, devour all night
My stomach's never pained
Through every maze at the speed of light
Until I've won the game
Can you see all the ghosties flee
Inky, Blinky, and Clyde are my fave treats!
Every night every day you can play me at home
I am Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts
Yep, my wife and my son know that you will be owned
Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts again
I'm eating ghosts again!
Scream all you want, you'll still digest when you scream
No one leaves...
The Pac-Man's stomach and lives
Can you see all the ghosties flee
Inky, Blinky, and Clyde are my fave treats!
Every night every day you can play me at home
I am Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts
Yep, my wife and my son know that you will be owned
Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts again
I'm eating ghosts again!!!!!!
Once again I am played
I eat pellets and grow
I am Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts
At arcade or at home, all those ghosts will be owned
Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts again
I'm eating ghosts again!
They called me Chompin' Pac
Ghosts ran from the ghost box their home
And they would always be a great snack!
Can you see all the ghosties flee
Inky, Blinky, and Clyde are my fave treats!
Once again I am played I eat pellets and grow
I am Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts
At arcade or at home, all those ghosts will be owned
Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts again
I'm eating ghosts again!
I'll chomp, devour all night
My stomach's never pained
Through every maze at the speed of light
Until I've won the game
Can you see all the ghosties flee
Inky, Blinky, and Clyde are my fave treats!
Every night every day you can play me at home
I am Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts
Yep, my wife and my son know that you will be owned
Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts again
I'm eating ghosts again!
Scream all you want, you'll still digest when you scream
No one leaves...
The Pac-Man's stomach and lives
Can you see all the ghosties flee
Inky, Blinky, and Clyde are my fave treats!
Every night every day you can play me at home
I am Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts
Yep, my wife and my son know that you will be owned
Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts again
I'm eating ghosts again!!!!!!
Once again I am played
I eat pellets and grow
I am Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts
At arcade or at home, all those ghosts will be owned
Namco's Pac-Man eating ghosts again
I'm eating ghosts again!
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Pac-Man was the first video game I played when I was 4 years old. It was a struggle at first, then I kept on practicing again and again. I still dig those classic, old school video games. As a matter of fact, I play that a lot more than recent games. I was even thinking about what I had for dessert for the past few days. Most of the fruit I ate are from Pac-Man. On Monday I had cherries, on Tuesday, I had bananas, on Wednesday, I had strawberries, and today I ate apples! LOL! All I needed to eat are pears, peaches, and pretzels! The ghosts as cute as they are, are such a handful sometimes. I also hate getting trapped between 2 ghosts in that game! I enjoyed Ms. Pac-Man as well. Anyways, final score: 555!
Thanks, Christie! I hear there's one area in the original game's maze in which the ghosts cannot get you. I think it's in the lower left-hand corner.
I know Pac-Man pretty well, if only from playing the games at the Boys & Girls Club after school as a kid. Great job on the parody, and 5s to you. P.S.: You probably won't see or hear much of me for a while, I don't know how long, because I am going to be moving (thanks a lot, idiot landlord!) to a place that doesn't include free internet in the amenities, and I don't know when I'll be able to afford internet access. 5s to you.
Thanks, Andria! It's too bad you're moving. I'll really miss you writing parodies and leaving comments. But I have a solution: maybe you could go somewhere like a public library that has free high-speed internet access, maybe even bringing a floppy disk with parodies on it?
Thanks, DJ. I will be back someday, and I will write comments when I have access to a computer with internet that does not block out AmIRight like the computer at my workplace does. As for the library, my local library's computers don't have floppy-disc drives. Thanks for the suggestion, and remember that I'm not giving up for good, and I'm not quite gone yet! :-)
Of course you aren't giving up! This is just a minor setback! You're definitely up there with AmIRight's best, and the best don't give up that easily.
Thank you, DJ. I consider that to be a great compliment, and I don't give up anything easily. ;-) OK, back to packing!
You're welcome, Andria. I've learned from you and Guy DiRito to never give up on this site, or anything in general!
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