You hang with skaters in the easy lane
You want your punk music the easy way
You got a dame without brain
And her act is really gay

You wear black leather but your rind is weak
You have black lipstick but you're still a sheep
You bought it all - and then more
From Avril's Come-Tweenie store

"Sk8r Boi" and "Complicated" (Punk desecrated)
First you hear it you should hate it (She's overrated)
And how she's always gonna fake it (Brain's been vacated)

Get out, get out' town, you're not a punk 'cos...

That Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch
Her fan base is so dumb that it makes me itch
That Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch
Tasteless losers making him rich
She's a bitch

You think her records are your licence to goth
You bought fakery and our loathe
You're stillborn, to grind downhill
Like Avril you're unskilled

You get concussion when you blow your nose
Not a lot killed though far as neurons goes
Game's up, you've no cerebral brawns
You bring us only yawns

"Sk8r Boi" and "Complicated" (Punk desecrated)
First you hear it you should hate it (She's overrated)
And how she's always gonna fake it (Brain's been vacated)

Dead on, dead on dumb, you're not a punk 'cos...

That Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch
Her fan base is so dumb that it makes me twitch
That Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch
Hopeless losers making him rich

And when she goes rotund
She makes us catch some Zs
Success came bought and
Sold like her through MTV

You got yourself some greasepaint
Drew your eyelids black
Now you think you've no restraint
Teen Weenies don't know jack!

That Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch
Her fan base is so dumb that they buy her kitsch
That Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch
Brainless losers making him rich
She's a bitch

Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch
Her fans heads are as good as an empty fridge
Yes that Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch
Pimping records making him rich
Pimping records making him rich
Pimping records making him rich