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Song Parodies -> "I'm On a Plane"

Original Song Title:

"I'm On a Boat"

Original Performer:

Lonely Island

Parody Song Title:

"I'm On a Plane"

Parody Written by:

Chaim Burnstein

The Lyrics

Ohhhh isht, it's about to pop off!
Turn off all your electronic devices
Make sure your seat backs and your tray tables
Are in their full upright and motherloving locked positions

[I'm on a plane chorus]
I'm on a plane, I'm on a plane, Everybody look at me cause I'm flying on a plane
I'm on a plane, I'm on a plane, Took a good hard look at my motherloving plane

You on a boat snitch, I'm sitting on a plane
I dropped a sonic boom, thats how we make it rain
I get that sloppy headwind, cause my jet so fly
your boat can't touch this isht, I'm swimming in the sky!

Picture this snitch...
Me sitting in my seat
reclining so far,
I see my own feet
I got my sippy straw,
and my stewardess chick,
I'm watching movies,
you below deck, getting seasick!

I'm spotting seaguls
flapping wings and isht
I'm feelin' regal,
I got that bling on my belt.
This ain't sea-level,
this is as high as it gets
I'm on a plane motherlover
dropping rhymes on your head!

I'm on a plane -and-
it's flying fast -and-
feels like I'm back at Six-Flags on the Batman,
I'm on top of my game,
on a plane like Jackson.
We ain't got no snakes,
but we get our snacks on.

This plane is REAL!

Fuck land I'm on a plane motherlover
Fuck trees I climb clouds motherlover
I'm flying coach w/ my boys motherlover
The jet engine make noise motherlover

Hey Ma if you could see me now,
so high up I can't see your bow,
gonna fly this plane to the moon somehow
like Susan Boyle, anything is possible...

Never thought I'd be on a plane...
these ticket prices are really insane
even with my frequent flier miles

Never thought I'd see the day
with a food cart coming my way
believe me when I say:
I joined mile-high today...

[I'm on a plane chorus]

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