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Song Parodies -> "One Step Closer"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

Parody Written by:

3214OTSP

The Lyrics

I cannot hold it anymore
Tried everything it will not work
Pepto Bismol makes no sense
I find bliss in Immodium AD
Less you hear
The less it smells
I am in a living hell
(I took a dump)



chorus
Every thing you said to me
takes me one step closer to the toilet
and i'm about to fart
I need a little room to breathe
Cuz im one step closer to the toilet and i'm and to........
BREAK


SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP WHEN IM TAKING A DUMP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
IM ABOUT TO FART!

Every thing you said to me
takes me one step closer to the toilet
and i'm about to fart
I need a little room to breathe
Cuz im one step closer to the toilet and i'm and to........
BREAK




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