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Song Parodies -> "One Step Closer (to the loo)"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer (to the edge)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"One Step Closer (to the loo)"

Parody Written by:

Shinoby

The Lyrics

I had fun doing this, hope you have fun reading it! =)
For those who don't know, LOO = TOILET
I cannot take this anymore
It's so much that I'll throw up
Pizza trips they make no sense
Cannot rhyme with the word sense
The more I eat the less you'll eat
So I'll eat 'til I barf my feet

Just like before...

Everything you give to me
(Get's me one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)
I need a little room to breath
('Cause I'm one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)

I find the answer is so clear
Wish I could find an Alka-Seltzer here
Pizza has no sense at all
I'm so full I'm gonna fall
The more I eat sooner I'll pop
So I think I'd better stop

Just like before...

Everything you give to me
(Get's me one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)
I need a little room to breath
('Cause I'm one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)

Everything you give to me
(Get's me one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)
I need a little room to breath
('Cause I'm one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)

Shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Just let me go to the loo
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
I'm about to poo

Everything you give to me
(Get's me one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)
I need a little room to breath
('Cause I'm one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)

Everything you give to me
(Get's me one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)
I need a little room to breath
('Cause I'm one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)

Shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Just let me go to the loo
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
I'm about to poo

Everything you give to me
(Get's me one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)
I need a little room to breath
('Cause I'm one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)

Everything you give to me
(Get's me one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)
I need a little room to breath
('Cause I'm one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to poo)
These lyrics are MINE. MY work, MY ideas, which means you'll have to ask MY permission before you can use it

.© Copyright 2003 Shinoby (shinoby@hotmail.com). All rights reserved. Distribution of any kind is prohibited without the written consent of Shinoby.
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so sorry - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
soooo sorry. I found it ahhhh lame...yeah thats it lame.
moi!!!! - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
i thort this was actualy quite funny and meets the pacing of the song!!!

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