Song Parodies -> "Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Drunk"

Parody Written by:

Greg Dial

The Lyrics

this is sumthin i thought of one night with my buddies

Im tired of watching you laughing at me
im so controless
vomiting lifeless
dont know what ur expecting of me
keep your distance
might vomit on ur shoes

(chunks are about to blow)
(my chunks are about to blow)
Every bar stop we make is
another intake of brew
(chunks are about to blow)
(my chunks are about to blow)

ive
become so drunk
i cant climb the stairs
become so wired
i cant find my hair
im getting undressed
think i kissed a dude
i wish i could stop
guzzling down these brews

cant u tell alcohol is for me
partying nightly
no sense of self control
cuz every brew that is handed to me
helps to stop my heart
my breath smells like fart

(chunks are about to blow)
(my chunks are about to blow)
Every bar stop we make is
another intake of brew
(chunks are about to blow)
(my chunks are about to blow)
and every intake of brew makes my life like brain stew!

ive
become so drunk
i cant climb the stairs
become so wired
i cant find my hair
im getting undressed
think i kissed a dude
i wish i could stop
guzzling down these brews

and i know
drinkings something i shouldnt do
but i know
if i put down this brew
ill be just as boring as you

ive
become so drunk
i cant climb the stairs
(tired of watching u laughing at me)

ive
become so drunk
i cant climb the stairs
(tired of watching u laughing at me)

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BiGdUdE111 - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment

hahahahahahaha. everybody else probably knwos me to be very tough with things like this. the only band i make my reviews ona re linkin park because they are my favorite band. im usually very togh and mean. but this is the perfect song. its amazing i thinkt his is the best linkin park parody of all the ones on this website. i cant think of an insult about it at all. great job.

BiGdUdE111 - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment

THIS WAS AN AWESOME PARODY I THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE I READ EVER. THIS IS SO FUNNY AND PERFECT RHYTHYM AND NOTHING REPEATED IT IS GREAT

mikeshinodaswife - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment

greg dial u r my hero

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