Song Parodies -> "In School You Can't Chew Gum .... a nerds tale .."

Original Song Title:

"Easier To Run"

Original Performer:

"In School You Can't Chew Gum .... a nerds tale .."

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The Lyrics

well this is a nerds tale . not mine i am outta school already !! i had fun with this song i just hope it is better thean my last parody !!!

in school you can't chew gum
the teachers all suck and its no fun
the place i really hate to go
i'd rather place sick and just stay home

Text books all in my backpack they really hurt my back
I'm always picked on a bully and his name Fat Jack
Given swirlys everyday i wished they'd go away
Hate the way toilet water taste i think it gets worse everyday

If i could stay at home if the 'rents don't know then I would
Play final fantasy and all rpgs now that stuff is all good
If i can watch tv and watch mad movies then I would
If can get outta homework and away from the jerks I would
If i could stay at home if the 'rents don't know then I would
Play final fantasy and all rpgs now that stuff is all good
If i can watch tv and watch mad movies then I would
I would get outta homework and away from the jerks

in school you can't chew gum
the teachers all suck and its no fun
the place i really hate to go
i'd rather place sick and just stay home

All I do is play D&D i'm really such a nerd
I"ll never get a date for prom or ever get a girl
i'm always the first picked in class everyone sleeps in class
I always get the highest grade the rest got their heads up their *ss

If i could stay at home if the 'rents don't know then I would
Play final fantasy and all rpgs now that stuff is all good
If i can watch scifi and watch fantasy movies then I would
If can get outta homework and away from the jerks I would
If i could stay at home if the 'rents don't know then I would
Play final fantasy and all rpgs now that stuff is all good
If i can watch tv and watch mad movies then I would
I would get outta homework and away from the jerks

I am a geek and i am proud
I say it now and say it loud
While all you work at Burger Hut
I'll be getting paid sitting on my butt

in school you can't chew gum
the teachers all suck and its no fun
the place i really hate to go
i'd rather place sick and just stay home

in school you can't chew gum
(If i could stay at home if the 'rents don't know then I would
Play final fantasy and all rpgs now that stuff is all good)
the place i really hate to go
(Play final fantasy and all rpgs now that stuff is all good
If i can watch tv and watch mad movies then I would
I would get outta homework and away from the jerks)

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Junior - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment

The chorus was great....the verses (Chester's part) were paced okay...but in the hook (Mike's part) the pacing was totally off. I was a little sympathetic considering the awesome chorus and gave it straight 3's.

American - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment

I did better than junior and gave it all fives. Great parody.

Nianna Smith - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment

I thought it was interesting to me because I got it actually so I never get songs like that.

SiLLy BoNeZ - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment

thank you thank you !! weeeee !! :)

Nocturnal Child - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment

I agree fully with Junior, the hook is what brought you down, it was sorta funny

BiGdUde111 - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment

I think that was what Junior said is how i feel. The part where they go "if i could change i would take all the pain i would, retrace every wrong move that i made i would" the pacing was off. The chorus was good though

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