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Song Parodies -> "Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb"

Parody Written by:

SirKeats

The Lyrics

I'm tired of trying to understand geography,
I need constant guidance, I have no real purpose.
Teachers are expecting way too much of me,
I'm just very stupid, I can't even tie my shoes...
(Need someone to tie my shoes, I need someone to tie my shoes)
Every step that I take, is by someone who tied my shoes...
(Need someone to tie my shoes, I need someone to tie my shoes)

I've become so dumb,
I can't think ahead,
I've become stupid,
Not much more than that.
By becoming this,
All I want to do,
Is to calculate,
The sum of 5 and 2.

Geography is smothering me,
I hold things too tightly,
I have no muscle control.
I once took part in a junior spelling bee.
It all fell apart, right in front of me...
(Couldn't even spell one word, I couldn't even spell one word)
Every letter I spelled was another mistake, it's true.
(Came last in the spelling bee, I came last in the spelling bee)
And every word that I got, was more than I could take!

I've become so dumb,
I can't think ahead,
I've become stupid,
Not much more than that.
By becoming this,
All I want to do,
Is to calculate,
The sum of 3 and 2.

I don't know,
How to spell, my, name, on tests.
I just know,
You are just like me, with teachers expecting too much, of you too!

I've become so dumb,
I can't think ahead,
I've become stupid,
Not much more than that.
By becoming this,
All I want to do,
Is to calculate,
The sum of 8 and 2.

I've become so dumb,
I can't think ahead.
(Tired of not understanding basic geometry)
I've become so dumb,
I can't think ahead.
(Tired of flunking basic chemistry)

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Dylan Baranski - February 08, 2021 - Report this comment
Ah, a refreshing non-political, non-pandemic parody! I'm giving you a 555 on your geography test!

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