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Song Parodies -> "Bleep It Out"
Original Song Title:
"Bleed It Out"
Original Performer:
Linkin Park
Parody Song Title:
"Bleep It Out"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Back to the show, here we go again
Trailer park hags with one boyfriend
Set 'em off and it's catfight time
While I censor each (bleep)ing line
Gutter talk, fast and loose
Didn't learn that from Mother Goose
Scratch and kick till they're pulled apart
Talking (bleep) that is off the chart
TV don't allow such terms
Opens up a whole can of worms
Bleep it all out, that's my job
When they pour it on, gotta weave and bob
Yeah, watch me wade right in
Make it a PG chat again
Snip Yolanda's curse words out
When she smashes Dora's chin
I bleep it out
Jerry Springer, just a typical day
I bleep it out
Makin' cleaner everything that they say
I bleep it out
"You're a wiener" is allowed, it can stay
Or I'll bleep it away
Or I'll bleep it away
I bleep it out
Yo, watch me go
Movie words in a TV show
"Scarface" dialogue, kiddy mode
(Bleep) it out or your Mom will know
Tony's "F" bombs, bad to worse
Sponsors running from every curse
Euphemisms for swear-averse
"Saints preserve us" and "good night, nurse"
(Bleep) those words, make 'em clean
"Damn you, mang" and "son of a bean"
"F" is bad, and so's the "B"
And you know that you'll never hear the "C"
"Looks like Frank fouled up again"
"Don't try to ever fool me, friend"
Some "F" words are fine, no doubt
When I fill the (bleep) words in
I bleep it out
Tony's talkin' in his typical way
I bleep it out
Snip the naughty words and throw 'em away
I bleep it out
Sanitizin' everything that they say
And I bleep it away
And I bleep it away
I bleep it out
How'd Tony get that scar?
Pineapple face kiss?
An octopus tartar?
I must replace this now
I bleep it out
Richard Pryor's on the TV today
I bleep it out
Don't know what that crazy (bleep) will say
I bleep it out
So my finger's on the button to stay
And I'm bleepin' away
And I'm bleepin' away
I bleep it out
SNL is hostin' Andrew Dice Clay
I bleep it out
There's no telling what that (bleep) will say
I bleep it out
Mother Goose could lead the children astray
So I'm bleepin' away
So I'm bleepin' away
I bleep it out
I bleep it out
I bleep it out
I bleep it out
Trailer park hags with one boyfriend
Set 'em off and it's catfight time
While I censor each (bleep)ing line
Gutter talk, fast and loose
Didn't learn that from Mother Goose
Scratch and kick till they're pulled apart
Talking (bleep) that is off the chart
TV don't allow such terms
Opens up a whole can of worms
Bleep it all out, that's my job
When they pour it on, gotta weave and bob
Yeah, watch me wade right in
Make it a PG chat again
Snip Yolanda's curse words out
When she smashes Dora's chin
I bleep it out
Jerry Springer, just a typical day
I bleep it out
Makin' cleaner everything that they say
I bleep it out
"You're a wiener" is allowed, it can stay
Or I'll bleep it away
Or I'll bleep it away
I bleep it out
Yo, watch me go
Movie words in a TV show
"Scarface" dialogue, kiddy mode
(Bleep) it out or your Mom will know
Tony's "F" bombs, bad to worse
Sponsors running from every curse
Euphemisms for swear-averse
"Saints preserve us" and "good night, nurse"
(Bleep) those words, make 'em clean
"Damn you, mang" and "son of a bean"
"F" is bad, and so's the "B"
And you know that you'll never hear the "C"
"Looks like Frank fouled up again"
"Don't try to ever fool me, friend"
Some "F" words are fine, no doubt
When I fill the (bleep) words in
I bleep it out
Tony's talkin' in his typical way
I bleep it out
Snip the naughty words and throw 'em away
I bleep it out
Sanitizin' everything that they say
And I bleep it away
And I bleep it away
I bleep it out
How'd Tony get that scar?
Pineapple face kiss?
An octopus tartar?
I must replace this now
I bleep it out
Richard Pryor's on the TV today
I bleep it out
Don't know what that crazy (bleep) will say
I bleep it out
So my finger's on the button to stay
And I'm bleepin' away
And I'm bleepin' away
I bleep it out
SNL is hostin' Andrew Dice Clay
I bleep it out
There's no telling what that (bleep) will say
I bleep it out
Mother Goose could lead the children astray
So I'm bleepin' away
So I'm bleepin' away
I bleep it out
I bleep it out
I bleep it out
I bleep it out
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Nice title sub, great idea for your parody. Lots of good lines.
Does British cursing count too? Piss offf you bloody wanker and here's 5 Pounds fifty-five for this parody!
Thanks for the comments! Yes, we have to censor those British chaps too, although we're not always sure when they're cursing and when they aren't.
THIS IS AWESOME. Great idea, great execution. TMGLTM, but 'SNL is hostin' Andrew Dice Clay' and '"You're a wiener" is allowed, it can stay' were inspired.
Much appreciated!
I agree Porfle... how many ways CAN a Brit use "Bullocks"??? Sod off and piss off are laughable and so is prat. Wanker and Bloody do nothing for me. I guess it's like Drew's character in "Music & Lyrics" who says, "you haven't been cursed at until you're cursed at in German!!!" Btw, the origin of the F-word is in German which means literally to strike out at violently. Sexually this would allude to sodomy which is considered an act of dominance more than of sexual thrill or pleasure. FYI...
I'll try not to get any Germans cussin' mad at me. I said "schiese" in German class once, and my teacher said, "Eef you say zat verd vun more time, I vill flonk you."
I'm not surprised your German teacher said that: you've managed to fit three mistakes in one word ;-)
You should've seen how many mistakes I could fit onto a test paper!
No lie. This was one of my favorites by you. I loved the Jerry Springer reference, the Richard Pryor reference basically all of the references and there were so many good lines in here. It was awesome!
That comment definitely won't get bleeped!
Bleeping genius to take the characteristic of the OS and expound upon it so bleeping well.
(Artistry) Definitely one of your best, not a single line went to waste. Reminds me of the "Hot Funk" feature on the Hot Fuzz DVD, with such classics as "Pack it in, Frank ya silly barstool!" 555!
Thanks for the totally family-friendly comments1
(Artistry) I'm hoping the networks replace the human censors with automated ones that are just as accurate as spell checkers, heh heh. Fine bleepin' parody here.
Thanks! That sounds like the profanity filters on forums that won't let you say things like "pussycat" or "Dick Van Dyke."
That one was pretty good Porfle, despite being repetitive, it was fun
Thanks!
(Artistry) Awesome job Porfle! Good idea, great execution. And I too loved the Richard Pryor reference.
How'd Tony get that scar? Pineapple face kiss? An octopus tartar? I must replace this now Those 4 lines were hilarious :D Overall very good
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