-> "Numb"
Original Song Title:
"Numb"
Parody Song Title:
"Numb"
Parody Written by:
Brad James II
The Lyrics
I’m tired of you damn kids bothering me;
Screaming way too loud, I’ll kill them all I vowed;
Kick the back of my seat one more time;
And I’ll drive this vehicle over the double lines
(Starting to lose control, I’m starting to lose control)
See this vein in my head; if it pops then we’ll all be dead.
(I’m drifting off the road; we’ve crashed out of Mexico)
I’ve become so numb
I can’t feel my legs
Think I’m paralysed
This is bad I guess
Severed spinal cord
Bad neck injury
Belated air bag
Now it’s pinning me
Can’t you see that it’s smothering me?
Consciousness fading, I’m trying to keep my cool
And some untried trainee paramedic
Is saying don’t worry, just hang in there dude
(I shoot my wife a look; she starts screaming out at me)
“Well now look what you’ve done; you just killed your whole family”
(I say “That was the point”, Now it’s quiet finally)
And every time your mouth moves, it’s my point that you’ll prove
I’ve become so numb
I can’t feel my legs
Think I’m paralysed
This is bad I guess
Severed spinal cord
Bad neck injury
Tree trunk through my chest
This is killing me
And I know
That I’ll never walk again
But at least
When I go on a car trip there won’t be annoying noise
I’ve become so numb
I can’t feel my legs
Think I’m paralysed
This is bad I guess
Severed spinal cord
Bad neck injury
Staring at my legs
Dangle in the breeze
I’ve become so numb
I can’t feel my legs
(Tired of being constantly nagged all day)
I’ve become so numb
I can’t feel my legs
(Tired of being constantly nagged all day)
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