Song Parodies -> "Blaming the Hobbit"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking the Habit"

Original Performer:

"Blaming the Hobbit"

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The Lyrics

If this song were to become popular for some strange reason, I could actually see hobbit-blaming as a trend or a meme. How can you NOT blame them?! They're so...BLAMABLE!! Now if you're a LOTR nerd, you should know that I'm NOT, and my portrayal of storyline events may be less then accurate. Also references to the hobbit lifestyle. I got this idea while playing LOTR online even though there's not really any reference to the game.

Lord of the Rings
We must defeat the king
By sword, axe, bow or partisan
Fight to our tomb
Divert them from Mount Doom
Unless the hobbits failed again

I have got a reason
For battles that we lose
It’s sitting nigh, by your thigh
That three foot one recruit

He don’t know how to use a sword
He whines cowers and screams
For armor buys the smallest plates
And dyes them all light green
Our Fellowship is far from great
Our levels aren’t too high,
And I’m blaaaaming the hobbbbbit
Blaaaaming the hobbbbbit, that's right!

They march to Mordor
While we defend Gondor
Hope Sméagol isn’t scaring em
I heard the Dwarves
Did not beat off the Orcs
The Hobbits will they fail again?

I don’t want to be the one
Delivering the news
That oh my, the hobbits died
That ring made them cuckoos

They don’t want to leave the Shire
They’d rather be farming
Or go out fishing for fillet
The evening spent drinking
Chomp down at least six meals a day
They’re lazy and can’t fight
So I’m blaaaaming the hobbbbbit
Blaaaaming the hobbbbbit, that's right!

They’re tearing down the walllllls
The City of Man falllls
Taken by Saurennn
It’s all the fault of themmmm!

I don’t know if they’re Irish or
Some sort of in between
But now we all have somebody
To whom we can be mean
Frodo Baggins should be disgraced
If anything's not right
We’re all blaaaaming the hobbbbbit
I said blaaaaming the hobbbbbit
Blaaaaming the hobbbbbit, that's right

Meh could've done better, but modesty is a flaw! I actually wrote this while I was pulling an all-nighter. Go watch my YOUTUBE VIDEOS, and sub if you want. Maybe one day I'll make a video for this song too.

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