-> "Slytherin's Heir"
Original Song Title:
"Faint"
Parody Song Title:
"Slytherin's Heir"
The Lyrics
I am
A pinnacle of homeliness
I could have fought at Isengard
Careful--I'm a snake
My heart is cold and black
You're gonna soon be seeing stars
I search
For immortality
I know it must be real
But it's like no matter what I do,
You're Dumbledore's fool
The Sorc'rer's stone I shan't steal
So I
Let go, watching you,
Slip away like you always do
What's the Potter boy got that I've not?
Don't say a heart, or you're gonna get shot (*ahem*)
[Chorus]
I cast spells,
My name was Tom before,
But now that's his-to-ry,
I am Voldemort!
Lies I smell--
Don't tell them anymore!
You'd better run from me,
I am Voldemort!
I am
A wizard whose blood is pure,
(except for the half that ain't)
If you don't understand
Why I hate my dad,
He's a muggle! (There, make sense?)
I have
A crazed, sociopathic rage,
I hiss and I scream and pout;
And yet, no matter what I do,
I can't prevent you
From sniffing my horcrux out!
So I
Curse you--Crucio!
Clutch your scar like you always do
Run away, you insuff'rable snot--
But I'll be hunting you, like it or not
[Chorus]
I can't smell,
My nose ain't there no more.
My tongue is black and green,
I am Voldemort!
I can't tell
Which prophecy is yours!
My wand turned back on me--
I am Voldemort!
(Screaming)
RAWR!
Im-pe-ri-o!
You're gonna bow down to me,
Like it or not!
Cru-cio!
Im-pe-ri-o!
You're gonna bow down to me,
Like it or not!
Right now!
I can't steal
The Sorc'rer's Stone no more
My wand turned back on me,
I AM VOLDEMORT!
[Repeat Chorus twice]
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