Song Parodies -> "Abducted"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Abducted"

Parody Written by:

danielericiverson

The Lyrics

tired of bein' human abductee
feeling so breathless
and toothless and hairless
don't know what they're extracting from me
put under the pressure of lots and lots of gamma rays
(caught in the tractor beam, just caught in the tractor beam)
every breath that I take is another mistake to you
because instead of..mustard gas... I EXHALE C-O-2!!!.....
I'VE! become abduc! (ted by aliens)
I mean the ones from space (not the Mexicans)
I'm becoming pissed
and flourescent too!
that is NOT my baby.
Take me home, screw you!
can't you see that your ass-raping me?
feeling so ruthl-ess with long glass rod trin-kets
'Cause all my innards and vital fleshy things
are fallin' apart, right in front of youuuu....
(caught in the tractor beam, just caught in the tractor beam)
you say....
We put this random implant right inside of you...
I'VE! become abduc! (ted by aliens)
I mean the ones from space (not the Mexicans)
I'm becoming pissed
and flourescent too!
that is NOT my baby.
Take me home, screw you!
And I KNOW!,
I may prevent invasions, too!
I KNOW!,
I may prove cult religions true!
and I KNOW!,
you were just like me with someone sticking glas rods in you!!!!!
(chorus one more time)
Tired of being your guinea-piggie...

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