I saw trailers go by, the only part that stunned me
I saw previews go past, as “Where the wild things are”
Right before District 9, maybe on IMDB

And as well, “The Hangover”
Or was it just “Transformers”

So give me popcorn
Add some hot sauce
To make this taste guilty

Like some films for this late 2009

Go on screenplay
Obsessed websites
To check what’s best unseen
Let it serve for love to critics who check by

Not just a movie guide

There are places which like, degrading film rectitude
All won’t compare their minds, to Rotten Tomatoes
Like those grade school tests, below sixties are rotten

Cause their tomato meter
Scores are what they know they’ve earned

So give me a break
Tell me what’s wrong
With all these fans and geeks
Who think Meg Fox, deems all films bona fide

Best HALF STAR out of five

Although box offices surprised
With “Lord of the Rings” and “Dark Knight”
They still forget, the reasons why
Their success made’s too great to hide

It’s not budgets that matter
But the narrative, you tards!

So cut me some slack
With films too long
Or ending with “Movie”

Wasn’t it bad enough with just “Plan 9…”?

Give films a chance
But only those
Which sound labyrinthine

Make sure they’re a classic when seen the first time
Or else it’s the last time

So check the movie guides
Before you watch films twice