-> "Anorexic Fainting"
Original Song Title:
"Faint"
Parody Song Title:
"Anorexic Fainting"
Parody Written by:
Sameh Khan
The Lyrics
We are a little bit anorexic, a bit apocalyptic
When we get fat we use our fingers down our throats to make ourselves sick.
I know, what I want me to weigh, but I never weigh just that
It sucks, cuz no matter what I do I can’t convince you to just accept that I’m fat.
So I let go, forget you, puke my food like I always do
Face away so that you can’t see
That I lose weight when I pee….
[Chorus]
I can't faint the way I did before
I faint much harder now
Hit the f***ing floor
I don’t eat, more than a piece of toast
I vomit that back up
So that I can boast…
I weigh, a hell lot less then you, look like a skeleton
Don’t you understand, I’d eat what I can, but it gives me constipation.
I have, a head of molting hair, sunken eyes in my face.
It's like no matter what I do, I can't put a halt, to these irritating headaches.
So I turn back, weigh again, puke it out all over the bin
Feels damn cold so I’ll wear my skin
Skin’s damn dry but at least I’m thin…
[Chorus]
I can't faint the way I did before
I faint much harder now
Hit the f***ing floor
I am short, victim of stunted growth
But I don’t care ‘bout that
I fit size zero clothes
No
I’m growing fat now
I’m size zero but that’s too much for me
Right now
Help me lose weight
I’ll be your girlfriend, you’ll surely like me
In this state
I have breasts, although you cannot see
Where they’re located
I’ve got anorexity
[Chorus]
I can't faint the way I did before
I faint much harder now
Hit the f***ing floor
Kiss me quick, I fit size zero clothes.
That means I’m pretty though,
I’m too weak to blow my nose.
I can't feel
My feet cuz I have anorexity.
I won’t feel
Obese cuz I have anorexity.
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