Tired of seeing what you want me to be
Feeling so ageless,
I'm just so worthless
Don't know how I got through K-3
Put under the pressure
Of going through high school, too
(Why are my grades so low, but why are my grades so low)
Every test that I take is another disgrace to you
(Why are my grades so low, but why are my grades so low)

I've become so dumb,
But I do not care,
I know I cut class
And I am aware
That I am sixteen,
I had to redue,
First grade near five times,
Third grade only two

Can't you see that you're judging me,
I'm almost in fourth grade,
I know most of my ABC's
But I could quit and get my G.E.D.
The fact that I'm dumb is strikingly true
(Why are my grades so low, but why are my grades so low)
Every test that I take is another disgrace to you
(Why are my grades so low, but why are my grades so low)
My life is abased, it's just a big mistake

I've become so dumb,
I think I should beware,
That I can't spell my name
It just leaves me scared
Two plus two is five,
And I knew this, too
That a bear goes "Bawk"
And a snail goes "Moo"

And I know
I may end up failing school

But I know
That my brain size is similar to that of a shrew

I've become so dumb
All I do is stare
At a study sheet
While I play solitaire,
Or some other game,
Maybe Halo 2
But I could care less,
I'm just so askew,

I've become so dumb
Guess I'll be in welfare
(That is, if I work at a KFC)

I've become so dumb
It's just so unfair
(I guess I'll spend my life bottling Pepsi)