Song Parodies -> "Tony The Tiger (They're Gr-reat)"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Tony The Tiger (They're Gr-reat)"

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The Lyrics

Here's a spoof based on what used to be my favorite cereal (until I found out sugar was actually bad for you!)

I don't want Corn Flakes anymore
Such breakfast cereal I've tried before
Apple Jacks just make no sense, Cheerios taste even less
Froot Loops are misspelled to say
They're not that good anyway

Not like Tigers

I just want some from Tony
Flakes all frosted you know are the bet
More than good, they're gr-reat!
I just want some more frosted flakes
Taste all frosted and beyond the edge
They're not good, they're gr-reat!

I hate that Trix are just for kids
What happened to that dog from cookie crisp?
Crackle Pop Snap make no sense
Nor does recess for breakfast
Coco puff bird should live in
Somewhere like an asylum

Screw lucky charms

One cereal's made for me
Flakes all frosted for me are the best
More than good, they're gr-reat!
I need some Kellogg's frosted flakes
Tony's right when you all know he says
All the time they're gr-reat!

Put a tiger on your team
Whether you want them with chocolate
Or normal, they're gr-reat
They're way better than Gatorade
Bring the tiger out of you today
Try something that's gr-reat!

CHOCOLATE OR NORMAL YOU CHOOSE!
NORMAL! (disk scratch)
COCOA! (disk scratch)
NORMAL! (disk scratch)
CHOCOLATE OR NORMAL YOU CHOOSE!
NORMAL! (disk scratch)
COCOA! (disk scratch)
NORMAL! (disk scratch)
DON'T CARE! THEY'LL STILL BE GR-REAT!

Captain crunch he is to me
Nothing but a poser whose obsessed
Who tries to be gr-reat!
Count Chocula, go suck garlic
Or some good delicious frosted flakes
Cause you know they're gr-reat!
Like that Titans parody
Says that we are the mighty tigers
Earn you're stripes, be gr-reat!
I eat each week just twenty crates
Each with twelve boxes of frosted flakes
Cause you know they're gr-reat!

If only they had more proteins!

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cooo - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment

coocoo for coco puffs yummy in my tummy chocolate chocloate hyper hyper i love it

30secondstorawr - June 09, 2007 - Report this comment

wow....very interesting

lp freak - June 10, 2007 - Report this comment

COCOA(disk scratch) NORMAL(disk scratch)... ahhhhhhh thts rich!! love it joel martinez! ur funny lol

Anderson"parody man"Araujo - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment

Simply put this one's Gr-great. :)

person - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

that mean to the other cereals!!!!!!! but also funny but i lik rice krispies and those snap crackle pop characters theyre so cute!!!!!! GET A LIFEEEEEE LOSER

person - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Sorry about that, I was drunk while having been butt raped by The tiger himself. He found it GRRRRRRRREAT!! XD.

Joel Martinez - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Good for you, like anyone cares about YOUR life! Thanks for the fives, though ;)

Breanna - December 03, 2010 - Report this comment

Screw lucky charmsss hahahhaha NORMAL!! (disk scratch) cocoa!!!! Love it

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