-> "One Step Away From The Veg"
Original Song Title:
"One Step Closer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"One Step Away From The Veg"
The Lyrics
I cannot eat this anymore,
I was not a veggy before,
All these carrots they make no sense,
I find bliss in diced up mince,
Less I eat the less I complain
You'll find that out anyway
Just like before...
Everything you make me eat
Takes me one step away from the veg
and I'm gonna eat cake
I need a little room for meat
'cause I'm one step away from the veg
And I gonna eat cake
I find the soup is not so clear
I just wish the lumps would disappear
All this cabbage it makes no sense
I find bliss in diced up mince
I wish this veg would go away
Just disappear today
Just like before...
Everything you make me eat
Takes me one step away from the veg
and I'm gonna eat cake
I need a little room for meat
'cause I'm one step away from the veg
And I'm gonna eat cake
Everything you make me eat
Takes me one step away from the veg
and I'm gonna eat cake
I need a little room for meat
'cause I'm one step away from the veg
And I gonna eat.... cake
Shut when I'm eating this poo
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut when I'm eating this poo
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
I'm gonna eat cake
Everything you make me eat
Takes me one step away from the veg
and I'm gonna eat cake
I need a little room for meat
'cause I'm one step away from the veg
And I'm gonna eat cake
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