Song Parodies -> "Skum"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

"Skum"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I live out there on the side of the street
Nothing to wear, people stare
Can't afford shoes I can put on my feet
Its so cold, I want some more bread
( just stuff that tastes ok, just stuff that tastes ok)
All the clothes that I find are ripped and torn all up to shreads
( why is it so unfiar, tell me why its so unfair)

I am so much skum, I want rocawear
Need to eat some fruits, apples, kiwi and pears
My clothes smell so bad, all I want to do
Is go rob your house and take all your dough

I have no toilet where I can pee
Go on the flowers, I want a better soul
Theres so much more that I wish I could be
Rich and famous, with houses that are green
( and am so filthy rich, and am so filthy rich)
And maybe I can afford to wear a simple pair of jeans
( I want normal clothes I want normal clothes)
And every second of life is mroe than I can take

I am so much skum, I want rocawear
Need to eat some fruits, apples, kiwi and pears
My clothes smell so bad, all I want to do
Is go rob your house and take all your dough

I am so much skum, I want rocawear
Need to eat some fruits, apples, kiwi and pears
My clothes smell so bad, all I want to do
Is go rob your house and take all your dough

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Your rhyming was good but off the topic at times and you needed more jokes.

Simply Malenficent - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment

xD! Don't ge me wrong, I'm a big Linkin Park fan, but dude, if you're going to pick a song to make fun of, at least stay on the topic. Although if you drew an animation for this and actually sang it, it's be so damn funny.

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