Song Parodies -> "DUMB"

Original Song Title:

"NUMB"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"DUMB"

Parody Written by:

ParodyGarden

The Lyrics

Note: The lead singer of Linkin Park actually does get nauseous and vomits everywhere after he sings because it strains his voice.

A singer's not what I wanted to be,
My voice is so tuneless, My playing is careless,
I don't know who'd want to make a CD,
Of 11 or 12 songs that all sound the same,
And the radio stations are playing it all day,

I've become so dumb, I can peel my hair,
Cause there's so much gel in it everywhere,
I'm becoming pissed, I can't tie my shoe,
And my dog is dead, all because of you,

I have made a discovery,
When I'm on stage I feel all short of breath,
And I shake uncontrollably,
If this keeps up, it might result in death,
And I faint on the stage, And the doctors say oh well,
I'll just die anyway, and I'll see you all in...

I've become so dumb, My music's a bore,
Makes you want to drop it onto the floor,
If you want to play, Ultimate Frisbee,
And you don't have one, Just use my CD.

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M-Dawg - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

i don't agree with it but i gave you all fives for all the things they ask me to rate. Linkin Park is cool. I probably should have given u a 4 for pacing but whatever

Bobert funnyman - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey you asked me to review ur pardody so here it goes. The best part was definately the last two lines or so it was pretty clever. About the rest though you have alot of good rhymes but it kind of skips around to different plots randomly: "I'm becoming pissed, I can't tie my shoe, And my dog is dead, all because of you," See what i mean like i dont really follow it. Whered the dog come from? but really sing the song in ur head next time and make sure u really are happy with how it sounds. If you dont have that perfect rhyme you can keep re-writing.

creepy_lizard - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment

tuneless???? SAME?????? HAHAHAHA....that is the MOST "DUMBEST" song i ever read...ooo....and u say that LP are dumb...lol man...ur an asshole when u lesston to LP...do u lesston to the WORDS??? no i bet....the most importin thing in music is the WORDS.....and how can lp songs be the same??? faint=/ this is my december cure for the itch=\ numb high voltage =/ somewere i belong oh..and =/ means do not eqwel so...how can all lp songs be the same????? look..dude..u got to face it..U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT LP...man..that such a kidish pithitick lyric...hell is with it pal...hell is with it.

Spamsterella - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment

"I've become so dumb, I can peel my hair, Cause there's so much gel in it everywhere, I'm becoming pissed, I can't tie my shoe, And my dog is dead, all because of you," Thats some funny sh*t

ParodyGarden - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment

In response to creepy_lizard: Next time you try submitting an insulting hate comment, make sure people can actually read it.

Flipp parody legend Aka Just Flipp - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm not hatin it's nice I gave you fours but check mine out . that's wasup

emu - April 08, 2007 - Report this comment

Another stupid "Dumb" parody. It isn't as bad as others, but it is pretty bad. It isn't even the full song, from what I see.

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