It's kinda scary what happened to me,
was just on my car phone, eating an ice cream cone,
clippin' my nails watching a DVD,
crashed into a mailbox, right in front of me,

(wasn't watchin the road you know),
(I wasn't watchin the road you know),
Slammed my head on the dash, and my IQ did slash, you know,
(wasn't watchin the road you know),
(I wasn't watchin the road you know),

And now,
I've become so dumb, I just sit and stare,
I can't feel my face, I can't wash my hair,
I've become so much, of an imbusil,
ever since I cracked, a hole in my skull.

Can't you see that you're smarter than me?
Don't call me stupid, cause I won't understand.
I can't remember my age or my name,
my city or gender, some one remind me.

(Now I'm dumb as a bag-of-rocks),
(I can't even put on my socks)
Don't know yellow from red,
Don't know broccoli from bread, or cheeeese,
(I can't button my own blue jeans),
(I can't swallow my own green beans)
And every time that i pee, i always hit the seat!

I've become so dumb, dumb as underwear,
now I'm like a dog, I poop everywhere,
I'm becoming more of an imbusil,
every day this crack, slices through my skull!

And I know, It's my twelfth year, in preschool!
And i know! Thats I'll still be here, til they take me to an institute!

I've become so dumb, I can't even care,
but it really sucks, being this impaired,
I've become so much of an idiot,
That I can understand, songs by 50 cent.

I've become so duuuuumb!
(It's kinda scary what happened to me)
I've become so duuuuumb!
(What's two plus two and what's three minus three?)