It starts with one...
One smell,
I don't know how,
It reeks frickin bad like a rotting dead cow,
One sound in the silence,
The smell in defiance,
Mystery of science,
It's a powerful thing,
Watch the disgust and horror it brings,
Watch the people run away,
Some faint and some pray,
It's so unreal,
It's like a gas nuke,
You'll smell it and you will surely puke,
Trying to hold on,
Haven't yet fainted, can't really breathe,
The air is tainted,
I keep my air inside,
I can't stop though I tried,
I smelled the fart,


It stinks like lard, I smelled the fart,
And then I cringed,
And released my bladder,
Down the hall,
All over the wall,
And as I cringed,
I released my bladder

One Smell I don't know why,
If my nose wasn't stuffy I'd probably die,
That wasn't so kind,
It's going to my mind,
The doorway...so hard to find,
Wish I could just rewind...
In spite of the way the smell is stalking me,
Acting like an over-obsessed groupie,
I think its finally got to me,
How've I survived so far?
It is now if it wasn't before,
It has become a full-fledged war,
I won't let it take the upper-hand anymore.
Not that it had it then,
Karma will come back, you see,
In the end...
I keep my air inside,
I cant stop though I tried,
I smelled the fart,


It stinks like lard, I smelled the fart,
And then I cringed,
And released my bladder,
Down the hall,
All over the wall,
And as I cringed,
I released my bladder

Oh stench, I've lost to you,
And maybe you should know,
About the piss,
I didn't mean to go.

Oh stench, I've lost to you,
And maybe you should know,
About the piss,
I didn't mean to go.

It stinks like lard, I smelled the fart,
And then I cringed,
And released my bladder,
Down the hall,
All over the wall,
And as I cringed,
I released my bla-ya-ya-yaaaaa-der.