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Song Parodies -> "Bump-09"

Original Song Title:

"Figure.09"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Bump-09"

Parody Written by:

J.D. Parody (Winkin Shark)

The Lyrics

Inspired by my Winkin Shark thread in the LP Underground message board which I have to bump up so many times.
Nothing ever stops its descent
It is quite a big problem
Sometimes I wonder why this is happening
It's like nothing I can do
Will spark their attention
Now the thread is back on page two again
No matter what the infinite words I could say/You're
Tired of hearing about that guy named Ray/But you don't
Realize/How much it annoys me/When my
thread is sent on a downward journey

[It happens every day/Happens every day]

Chorus:
And now
I'm bumping up the thread again
No one replies to it
Bumping up the thread again
I start to throw a fit
The bumps start to a accumlate
This isn't any fun
I'm bumping up the thread again
Makes me feel like a fool

Verse 2:
It's such a pain/I have to lift up
The thread again
I not sure how I can stop it from happening
I get 100 views of the thread but then
I only get 2 replies
Out of them
Maybe they can't find the right words to say/But I was
Committing myself to these songs/in every way and I
Don't reget singing those songs/'cause now
I know/that I
Have a few finds who kind of adore me

[It happens everyday/Happens every day]

(Chorus)

[It happens every day]
[Happens every day, Happens every day
Happens every day]

Bridge:
It never goes my
WAY!
Get my thread back up/you've gotta just
BUMP!
Everything comes down to my post
COUNT!
I've held it in but now I'm starting to
SCREAM!
You don't reply and
That's so MEAN!
Get my thread back up/you've gotta just
BUMP!
Everything comes down to my post
COUNT!
I've kept it in but now I'm starting to
SCREAM!
You are so mean!

(Chorus)

It makes me feel like a fool
It makes me feel like a stupid worthless
Incredible fool
Bumping up the thread again
It makes me feel like a fool

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