Verse 1:
Hey yo
When this first started off
He was J.D. Parody
And then in the middle
He created Winkin Shark
And at the end of it all
It was Reinstalation with the remix...
One thing
I don't know why
These water balloons don't splatter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I revised this rhyme
To explain one more time
How I throw
Banna peel, just slipping
And I watched them fall down
Till the end of the day
Watched them watch me
And look at me that way
The echo of the balloon rhythm in my veins
I know that you didn't look out below
And I watched the ground go
From underneath yo
You trying to grab hold
Me trying not to laugh
I placed it all
Now you want to get back
But when it hits
No matter how it fits
The splatter is more important
Than the balloons or the bananas
And what in elementary
Will eventually be
A memory
Of a time when I flung it so hard

Chorus:
I flung it so hard
And it flew so far
But when it hits
It doesn't even splatter
I went to the mall
And bought them all
But when they hit
They didn't even splatter

Verse 2:
Hey yo one thing
I don't know why
These water balloons don't splatter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I revised this rhyme
To explain in due time
How I throw
My I so realize
Like the host of the party
I poke, bake and started my attack
The water balloon format
North, East, South, West
I throw them out the window
No opportunity to react though
I tried to mess it up
Something weak in their system
And had you thrown them back up
I'd start running into things
You could imagine just hearing my screams
You'd always seem to make it worth it
Too bad I never rehearsed it
I could've done it better
Maybe predicted the weather
Took a couple measures
But by any means it means
I can't be on your team
Hell of a team..man..it seems
But I flung it so hard

(Chorus)

[stuttering part] J.D. Parody...Remix..Winkin Shark..
J.D. Parody...When it Hits..Reinstalation...

Verse 3:
One thing
I don't know how
They didn't even splatter
And I'm not sure how
Because when I revised this rhyme
I was giving it my of it all
Watching the balloons fall
As you tried to crawl
But were forced to run
With me attacking you
Hitting you
Throwing those balloons at you constantly
Remembering all those times
You fought with me
Watch the balloons now
And you get a chance to see
And now my hand
Wishes it could repel
Every single water balloon
You threw back and me-HELL!
Every single one you splattered
And they all hit me
But it really doesn't matter you see
But when it hits
No matter how it fits
The splatter is more important
Than the balloons or the bananas
And what in elementary
Will eventually be
A memory
Of a time when I flung it so hard

(Chorus)