Verse 1:
I learned a new technique today
That uses clever tactics/I let out a big loud roar
I'm going to try it out today
And soon all my enemies won't be standing anymore
I turn on my Carl Douglass CD
And soon you left in the wake of my attack/slow to react
Even though you're no match for me
You're quite persistant/Until you're lying on your back

Pre-Chorus:
It's true/The injuries will heal
But then I punch you in the face
The sound of your screams
Echoing throughout the room
I have just spelled your doom

Chorus:
With Kung Fu
Kung Fu/Now I use/To kick your candy ass
Kung Fu
Kung Fu/Now I use/With lots of style and class

Verse 1:
I hit you and you hit me back
Then you fall to the floor/So I take some time to chill
You couldn't take my attacks
The fight didn't last long/I begin to eat my morning meal
You should acknowledge my victory
But you don't yet I again attack/Quick to react
Even though you're no match for me
You're quite persistant/Until you're lying on your back

(Pre-Chorus)
(Chorus)x2

Bridge:
No
No matter how hard you try
You'll never be able to defeat me
No matter how hard you try, you'll
You'll never be able to deafeat me