This thing, a pizza pie
is one of my most favorite things, here is why:
it combines the two greatest types of food,
Cheez and (duh) pie!
Tastes like gold....
Cheez is a valuable thing
put it on pie, you can sell it for bling
square pie or round, it will end up the same
In my big fat bel-ley!
what a meal....
I like to eat mine slow;
take my time, I'll look out the window
Tried once to hold off, but could'nt let it go
I "tasted" it all, 'smade with
HOT NEW DOUGH....

I shoved everything inside,
I'd eaten thirty pies,
and ripped seven farts
You know I like cheez, and eventually,
it will never be hard to find

'CAUSE I LIKE CHEEZ, THE WORLD LOVES PIE
AND WHEN THEY'RE FRIENDS, IT CANT GET ANY BETTER
I'LL EAT IT ALL, AND HAVE A BALL
'CAUSE WHEN THEY'RE FRIENDS, IT CANT GET ANY BETTER

This thing, a pizza pie,
is one of my most favorite things, here is why:
it combines the two foods I like
when it's mine, I'm ecstatic
I like cheez...
The heavenly taste keeps on shocking me
I declare the last slice as my property
remembering the first time I bought a piece
Not surprised the
world loves pie.....
Wins all of my taste buds over for
a month, a year, a decade, maybe even more
Not that it's better than head,
but my balls come back to me
WHEN THEY'RE FRIENDS....

I shove everything inside,
I've eaten thirty pies,
and ripped seven farts
You know I like cheez, and eventually,
it will never be hard to find

'CAUSE I LIKE CHEEZ, THE WORLD LOVES PIE
AND WHEN THEY'RE FRIENDS, IT CANT GET ANY BETTER
I'LL EAT IT ALL, AND HAVE A BALL
'CAUSE WHEN THEY'RE FRIENDS, IT CANT GET ANY BETTER

Pizza's just too good
Ninja Turtles go psycho
I don't know why System dubbed it Chic'n Stu...(2x)

'CAUSE I LIKE CHEEZ, THE WORLD LOVES PIE
AND WHEN THEY'RE FRIENDS, IT CANT GET ANY BETTER
I'LL EAT IT ALL, AND HAVE A BALL
'CAUSE WHEN THEY'RE FRIENDS, IT CANT GET ANY BETTER(repeat)