Song Parodies -> "Dumb (Student Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin' Park

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb (Student Version)"

Parody Written by:

Joel S

The Lyrics

Everyone says I'm even dumber than a log
My brain's made of sap
Everything I say is crap
Getting lower on my SAT's than my dog
On tests I'm a guesser
Putting the answers on my shoes

[Got an IQ lower than zero, way lower than zero]
Wastin' all my time playin' that Nintendo Gamecube
[Got an IQ lower than zero, way lower than zero]

I've
Become so dumb
My entire mind's clear
I always copy
Off a peer
Ignorance ain't bliss
How dumb are you?
Just look at me
You feel smarter don't you?

If you looked inside my mind you'd see
It's completely empty
Resembles an bottomless hole
On this test I probably could pull off a B
If only you'd let me copy off of you

[Got an IQ lower than zero, way lower than zero]
Whenever I'm assigned an essay, I always plagiarize
[Got an IQ lower than zero, way lower than zero]
When I give a speech everyone listening loses their minds

I've
Become so dumb
My entire mind's clear
I always copy
Off a peer
Ignorance ain't bliss
How dumb are you?
Just look at me
You feel smarter don't you?

And I don't know
The answer to 2 + 2
But I know
There always be someone to cheat off of too

I've
Become so dumb
My entire mind's clear
I always copy
Off a peer
Ignorance ain't bliss
How dumb are you?
Just look at me
You feel smarter don't you?

I've become so dumb
My entire mind's clear
My IQ is as high as a bowl of peas
I've become so dumb
My entire mind's clear
I'll end up working at Wendy's

You want fries with that buddy?

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Bryan Pardue - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Your beat's a little off, it doesn't flow too well, but other than that, funny man!

To A Lesser Extent - March 13, 2004 - Report this comment

THe funniest "Dumb" parody I've seen (and there's a LOT) , but your pacing's a bit off.

Bobert funnyman - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Some funny lines but none are too original. And i disagree with the above two- your beat isnt a little off. it's WAY off. In places you have 2 or 3 syllables too few or too many. Try to get the right number next time and you could have a good parody.

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